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File:Turkey Clear.jpg|link=Turkey Clear|'''[[Turkey Clear]]''' is a brand of translucent turkey meat. | |||
File:Cranberry Madness.jpg|link=Cranberry Madness|'''''[[Cranberry Madness]]''''' is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try jelly slices – upon trying it, they become addicted, eventually leading them to become involved in various crimes such as a hit and run accident, manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder and attempted rape. While all this is happening, they suffer hallucinations, descend into insanity, associate with organized crime and (in one character's case) grow their own cranberries. | |||
File:Air_and_Strawberries_(tweet).jpg|link=Air and Strawberries|"'''[[Air and Strawberries]]'''" is a song by [REDACTED]. | File:Air_and_Strawberries_(tweet).jpg|link=Air and Strawberries|"'''[[Air and Strawberries]]'''" is a song by [REDACTED]. | ||
File:One_does_not_simply_commit_gluttony.jpg|link=One does not simply commit gluttony|'''[[One does not simply commit gluttony|One does not simply "commit gluttony"]] with Soil-to-Can products.''' | File:One_does_not_simply_commit_gluttony.jpg|link=One does not simply commit gluttony|'''[[One does not simply commit gluttony|One does not simply "commit gluttony"]] with Soil-to-Can products.''' | ||
File:Miracle Whip.jpg|link=Miracle Whip|'''''[[Miracle Whip]]''''' is a 1981 action-cooking film about an archaeologist (Indiana Jones) seeking a legendary jar of miraculous mayonnaise. | |||
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* [[Alderaan Croutons]] - has cross-marketed several products with [[Human Feedstock]], where the galactic strategic interests of [[Human Feedstock]] and [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] temporarily align | * [[Alderaan Croutons]] - has cross-marketed several products with [[Human Feedstock]], where the galactic strategic interests of [[Human Feedstock]] and [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] temporarily align | ||
* [[Always Between Meals]] | * [[Always Between Meals]] | ||
* ''[[Cranberry Madness]]'' | |||
* [[Crimes against chemical constants]] | * [[Crimes against chemical constants]] | ||
* [[Easy Trough]] | * [[Easy Trough]] | ||
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* [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] | * [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] | ||
* [[Human Feedstock]] | * [[Human Feedstock]] | ||
* ''[[Miracle Whip]]'' | |||
* [[One does not simply commit gluttony]] | * [[One does not simply commit gluttony]] | ||
* [[Turkey Clear]] | |||
* [[Wanton Dell]] | * [[Wanton Dell]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25_hqosPaVg Whole Christmas dinner in a can?!] @ YouTube | |||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_Helper Hamburger Helper] @ Wikipedia | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_Helper Hamburger Helper] @ Wikipedia | ||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1595942026243088386 Post] @ Twitter (24 November 2022) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1332699862937202688 Post] @ Twitter | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1332699862937202688 Post] @ Twitter | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10224695507313668 Post] @ Facebook | * [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10224695507313668 Post] @ Facebook | ||
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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Holidays (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Thanksgiving (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Thanksgiving (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Food]] | [[Category:Food]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:02, 27 September 2024
Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.
In the News
Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
Cranberry Madness is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try jelly slices – upon trying it, they become addicted, eventually leading them to become involved in various crimes such as a hit and run accident, manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder and attempted rape. While all this is happening, they suffer hallucinations, descend into insanity, associate with organized crime and (in one character's case) grow their own cranberries.
!["Air and Strawberries" is a song by [REDACTED].](/w/images/thumb/b/b5/Air_and_Strawberries_%28tweet%29.jpg/87px-Air_and_Strawberries_%28tweet%29.jpg)
"Air and Strawberries" is a song by [REDACTED].
One does not simply "commit gluttony" with Soil-to-Can products.
Miracle Whip is a 1981 action-cooking film about an archaeologist (Indiana Jones) seeking a legendary jar of miraculous mayonnaise.
Fiction cross-reference
- Air and Strawberries
- Alderaan Croutons - has cross-marketed several products with Human Feedstock, where the galactic strategic interests of Human Feedstock and Grand Chef Tarkin temporarily align
- Always Between Meals
- Cranberry Madness
- Crimes against chemical constants
- Easy Trough
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Grand Chef Tarkin
- Human Feedstock
- Miracle Whip
- One does not simply commit gluttony
- Turkey Clear
- Wanton Dell
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Whole Christmas dinner in a can?! @ YouTube
- Hamburger Helper @ Wikipedia