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== List of episodes ==
== List of episodes ==
=== News Warp ===
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File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy.  The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
File:Rider-Waite Space Elevator now accepting Bezos Money.jpg|link=Rider-Waite Space Elevator|'''[[Rider-Waite Space Elevator]]''' now accepting Bezos Money!
File:Coriolis_Force_Modern_Dance_Company.jpg|link=Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company|The '''[[Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company]]''' is a modern dance collective based in New Minneapolis, Canada which choreographs and performs original works relating to coriolis force.
File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|Allegations that [[Alderaan Croutons]] are made using hijacked guide-star lasers "have no place in the modern kitchen," declares [[Grand Chef Tarkin]].
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See [[News Warp]] and [[Category:News Warp]].


=== Books ===
=== Books ===
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File:Cairns.jpg|link=Cairns|"'''[[Cairns]]'''" is a rhythm and blues song written by husband-and-wife songwriting team [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. It was a hit for the American girl group the Brownies in 1962 and in 1963 the Beatles recorded the song for their [REDACTED] album.
File:Battle Cry of the Cellular Automata.jpg|link=Battle Cry of the Cellular Automata|"'''[[Battle Cry of the Cellular Automata|The Battle Cry of the Cellular Automata]]'''", also known as "'''Mine Items Sort the Glory'''" outside of the United States, is a song by American computer programmer Julia Ward Howe using syntax from the song "John Brown's Hardware".
File:Buckets_of_Tweets.jpg|link=Buckets of Tweets|"'''[[Buckets of Tweets]]'''" is a song by [REDACTED].
File:Buckets_of_Tweets.jpg|link=Buckets of Tweets|"'''[[Buckets of Tweets]]'''" is a song by [REDACTED].


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File:We_Were_There,_Time_Was_Away.jpg|link=We Were There, Time Was Away|'''''[[We Were There, Time Was Away]]''''' is a romantic crime drama film starring Barbara Streisand as a time-traveling assassin who must choose between the man she loves and the career she hates.
File:The Count of Monte Krypton.jpg|link=The Count of Monte Krypton|'''''[[The Count of Monte Krypton]]''''' is a 2002 historical crime drama film adaptation of the 1844 novel of the same name by [REDACTED].
 
File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Elder Gods'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.
 
File:I know what you did last Zummer.jpg|link=I Know What You Did Last Zummer|'''''[[I Know What You Did Last Zummer]]''''' is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films ''[[Prom Nurse]]'' (1980) and ''[[The Clinic on Sorority Row]]'' (1982).
 
File:Ghost_Phone.jpg|link=Ghost Phone|'''''[[Ghost Phone]]''''' is short documentary film about a man who sees the ghosts of dead cellphones.
 
File:We_Were_There,_Time_Was_Away.jpg|link=We Were There, Time Was Away|'''''[[We Were There, Time Was Away]]''''' is a romantic crime drama film starring Barbra Streisand as a time-traveling assassin who must choose between the man she loves and the career she hates.


File:Dubai Hard (DVD cover art).jpg|link=Dubai Hard|'''''[[Dubai Hard]]''''' is a 2021 Emirati-American action-architecture film written and directed by architect Hayri Atak, and starring Bruce Willis as New York City police architectural engineer John McClane (Willis), who gets caught up in an armed interior designer takeover of a rotating turbine-style Dubai skyscraper while visiting his estranged robot spot-welder in a Dubai prison labor camp.
File:Dubai Hard (DVD cover art).jpg|link=Dubai Hard|'''''[[Dubai Hard]]''''' is a 2021 Emirati-American action-architecture film written and directed by architect Hayri Atak, and starring Bruce Willis as New York City police architectural engineer John McClane (Willis), who gets caught up in an armed interior designer takeover of a rotating turbine-style Dubai skyscraper while visiting his estranged robot spot-welder in a Dubai prison labor camp.
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File:The_Courtship_of_Eddie's_Carpenter.jpg|link=The Courtship of Eddie's Carpenter|'''''[[The Courtship of Eddie's Carpenter]]''''' is an American home improvement psychological thriller television series based on the 1963 "Courtship Carpentry" fad of the same name.
File:The_Courtship_of_Eddie's_Carpenter.jpg|link=The Courtship of Eddie's Carpenter|'''''[[The Courtship of Eddie's Carpenter]]''''' is an American home improvement psychological thriller television series based on the 1963 "Courtship Carpentry" fad of the same name.
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=== Sex ===
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File:Loki Burger.jpg|link=Loki Burger|'''Edible Necropants LLC''' (doing business as '''[[Loki Burger]]''') is a trandimensional fast casual restaurant chain focused on unnatural sexual congress with hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries.
File:Red_Kryptonite_Sex_Toys.jpg|link=Red Kryptonite Sex Toys|'''[[Red Kryptonite Sex Toys]]''' is a sex shop in the Bottle City of Kandor's infamous Red Kryptonite district.
File:I know what you did last Zummer.jpg|link=I Know What You Did Last Zummer|'''''[[I Know What You Did Last Zummer]]''''' is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films ''[[Prom Nurse]]'' (1980) and ''[[The Clinic on Sorority Row]]'' (1982).
File:Lick_the_Painting.jpg|link=Lick the Painting|'''[[Lick the Painting]]''' is a public-awareness campaign "dedicated helping people make the decision to lick art."
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=== Travel ===
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File:Lois_and_Clark_Expedition.png|link=Lois and Clark Expedition|The '''[[Lois and Clark Expedition]]''' was the United States expedition to cross the newly acquired western portion of the country after the Louisiana Purchase. The Corps of Discovery was a select group of U.S. Army, civilian volunteers including the famous reporter Lois Lane, along with Superman, under the command of Captain Meriwether Lewis and his close friend Second Lieutenant William Clark.
File:Rider-Waite Space Elevator - Solar-Powered Tarot Layout.jpg|link=Rider-Waite Space Elevator|'''[[Rider-Waite Space Elevator]]''' - Solar-Powered Tarot Layout.
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=== Money ===
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File:Bezos Money - infogram.jpg|link=Bezos Money|'''[[Bezos Money]]''' ('''BM''') is a transdimensional currency]] which parasitizes government-based currencies using a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.
File:Rider-Waite Space Elevator now accepting Bezos Money.jpg|link=Rider-Waite Space Elevator|'''[[Rider-Waite Space Elevator]]''' now accepting Bezos Money!
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=== Food ===
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File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|Allegations that [[Alderaan Croutons]] are made using hijacked guide-star lasers "have no place in the modern kitchen," declares [[Grand Chef Tarkin]].


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Latest revision as of 19:22, 6 February 2023

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