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File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.  
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.  
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from '''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]'''.


File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''
File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''
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File:HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.png|link=HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates|'''[[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]''' is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
File:HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.png|link=HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates|'''[[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]''' is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
File:Moon is a Harsh Mistress But You Like It Rough.jpg|link=The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough|'''''[[The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough]]''''' is a 1966 science fiction novel by American writer [REDACTED] about a lunar colony's sexual abstinence revolt against absentee rule from Earth men.
File:Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force.jpg|link=Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force|'''[[Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force]]''' is a transdimensional fish farm which uses uses cleaner fish to gather marketable substances from larger fish.


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* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]
* [[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]].
* [[Bluestreak Cleaner Wrasse Task Force]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
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* ''[[I Know What You Did Last Zummer]]''
* ''[[I Know What You Did Last Zummer]]''
* [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]]
* [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]]
* [[Malvoleum]]
* [[Rivet Cream]]
* ''[[The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough]]''


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== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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Latest revision as of 10:45, 30 December 2021

Earliest known advertisement for Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.

Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.

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