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[[File:The Man with the Golden Musket.jpg|thumb|''The Man with the Golden Musket''.]]'''''The Man with the Golden Musket''''' is a 1974 spy film produced by On-Doctrine Opus, and the second to star [REDACTED] as the fictional MI6 agent James Bond. | [[File:The Man with the Golden Musket.jpg|thumb|''The Man with the Golden Musket''.]]'''''The Man with the Golden Musket''''' is a 1974 spy film produced by [[On-Doctrine Opus]], and the second to star [REDACTED] as the fictional MI6 agent James Bond. | ||
== Plot == | == Plot == | ||
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The action culminates in a duel between them that settles the hemline of the Storax. | The action culminates in a duel between them that settles the hemline of the Storax. | ||
=== Plot variants == | === Plot variants === | ||
Bond must find and seduce the legendary Storax Toga Lei before designer-supervillain Canna Fracas Orgasmic raises hemlines to the waist. | Bond must find and seduce the legendary Storax Toga Lei before designer-supervillain Canna Fracas Orgasmic raises hemlines to the waist. | ||
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File:Bond 2007 - If Only.jpg|link=If Only|'''''[[If Only]]''''' is an alleged lost James Bond film, supposedly released in 2007. | |||
File:Do you expect me to talk - No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to fish.jpg|link=Goldfisher|'''''[[Goldfisher]]''''' (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox. | |||
File:Gun_Bud.jpg|link=Gun Bud|'''''[[Gun Bud]]''''' is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise. | |||
File:Do_You_Carry_Your_Gun_Into_Church_(tweet).png|link=Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?|"'''[[Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?]]'''" ('''DYCYGIC?''') is a taboo-defying off-color theological problem that has been told by numerous stand-up apostates since the First Great Awakening era. | |||
File:One Knife (draft tweet).png|link=One Knife|'''[[One Knife]]''' to rule them all<br> One Knife to cut them<br>One Knife to bring them all and<br> In the darkness gut them<br>In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply | |||
File:Military-dolphin_complex_(GC).jpg|link=Military-dolphin complex|The '''[[Military-dolphin complex]]''' is ('''MDC''') is an informal alliance between a nation's military and its dolphins, seen together as a vested interest which influences public policy. | |||
File:Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (GC).png|link=Playskool's My First Nuclear Football|'''[[Playskool's My First Nuclear Football]]''' an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress. | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Gun Bud]] | * ''[[Goldfisher]]'' | ||
* ''[[Gun Bud]]'' | |||
* ''[[If Only]]'' | |||
* [[Military-dolphin complex]] | |||
* [[On-Doctrine Opus]] | |||
* [[One Knife]] | |||
* [[Playskool's My First Nuclear Football]] | |||
* [[The Negative Hemline Affair]] - a lost episode of [[The Gal From AURIC]] | |||
* [[The Feller with the Gol-Dern Gun]] | * [[The Feller with the Gol-Dern Gun]] | ||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Weapon (nonfiction)]] | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1392622799441772546 Post] @ Twitter (12 May 2021) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1392482068878200836 Post] @ Twitter (12 May 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1392482068878200836 Post] @ Twitter (12 May 2021) | ||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_with_the_Golden_Gun_(film) The Man with the Golden Gun (film)] @ Wikipedia | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_with_the_Golden_Gun_(film) The Man with the Golden Gun (film)] @ Wikipedia | ||
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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
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[[Category:Gold (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Guns (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Ricardo Montalbán (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Weapons (nonfiction)]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 07:02, 5 November 2021
The Man with the Golden Musket is a 1974 spy film produced by On-Doctrine Opus, and the second to star [REDACTED] as the fictional MI6 agent James Bond.
Plot
A loose adaptation of Ian Fleming's posthumously published 1965 novel of the same name, the film has Bond sent after the Storax Toga Lei, a breakthrough fashion solution to contemporary aesthetic shortages, while facing the remorseless fashion designer Canna Fracas Orgasmic, the "Man with the Golden Musket".
The action culminates in a duel between them that settles the hemline of the Storax.
Plot variants
Bond must find and seduce the legendary Storax Toga Lei before designer-supervillain Canna Fracas Orgasmic raises hemlines to the waist.
Anagrams
On-Doctrine Opus
Eon Productions
Storax Toga Lei
Solex Agitator
Canna Fracas Orgasmic
Francisco Scaramanga
In the News
If Only is an alleged lost James Bond film, supposedly released in 2007.
Goldfisher (1964): James Bond must stop aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher from stealing the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at Fort Knox.
![Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.](/w/images/thumb/f/fe/Gun_Bud.jpg/120px-Gun_Bud.jpg)
Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.
"Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?" (DYCYGIC?) is a taboo-defying off-color theological problem that has been told by numerous stand-up apostates since the First Great Awakening era.
One Knife to rule them all
One Knife to cut them
One Knife to bring them all and
In the darkness gut them
In the Land of Metallurgy where the Sword-smiths ply
The Military-dolphin complex is (MDC) is an informal alliance between a nation's military and its dolphins, seen together as a vested interest which influences public policy.
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.
Fiction cross-reference
- Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Goldfisher
- Gun Bud
- If Only
- Military-dolphin complex
- On-Doctrine Opus
- One Knife
- Playskool's My First Nuclear Football
- The Negative Hemline Affair - a lost episode of The Gal From AURIC
- The Feller with the Gol-Dern Gun
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (12 May 2021)
- Post @ Twitter (12 May 2021)
- The Man with the Golden Gun (film) @ Wikipedia
- Hang fire @ Wikipedia