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[[File:Young woman curtseying.jpg|thumb|Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited muse.]]'''''The Adulteration of Bergamot''''' is a lost erotic novel by [[Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey]].
[[File:The_Adulteration_of_Bergamot.jpg|thumb|Earliest known police report on ''The Adulteration of Bergamot''.]]'''''The Adulteration of Bergamot''''' is a lost erotic novel by [[Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey]].


== History ==
== History ==


The Earl apparently wrote ''The Adulteration of Bergamot'' as a private erotic tribute to the [[Reform Act of 1832]], using his beloved [[Bergamot essential oil]] as inspiration.
The Earl apparently wrote ''The Adulteration of Bergamot'' as a private erotic tribute to his successful passage of the Reform Act of 1832 while indulging the erotic transports of his beloved Bergamot essential oils.


== Extant copies ==
No copies are definitely known to exist [as of 23 July 2021].
 
No copies are definitively known to exist (as of May 2016).


However, several copies are believed to exist in private collections.
However, several copies are believed to exist in private collections.
=== Euphoriolanus ===


[[John Brunner]] says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that [[Euphoriolanus]] owns at least one copy, and possibly more,  
[[John Brunner]] says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that [[Euphoriolanus]] owns at least one copy, and possibly more,  


Brunner furthermore charges that Euphoriolanus is running a secret [[Bergamot adulteration]] laboratory.
Brunner furthermore charges that Euphoriolanus is running a secret [[Bergamot adulteration]] laboratory.
== In the News ==
<gallery>
File:Moon is a Harsh Mistress But You Like It Rough.jpg|link=The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough|'''''[[The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough]]''''' is a 1966 science fiction novel by American writer [REDACTED] about a lunar colony's sexual abstinence revolt against absentee rule from Earth men.
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
File:Young woman curtseying.jpg|Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse.
File:Comparison_of_bergamot_oils_using_GC-MS_analysis_with_enantiomeric_column.png|Cold weather depresses Bergamot trees, oil industry analysts predict spike in gas chromatography prices.
File:Aaron Brocollivich.jpg|link=Aaron Brocollivich|'''[[Aaron Brocollivich]]''', nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.
File:Bergamot essential oil.jpg|Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges.
File:The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids.jpg|link=The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids|'''''[[The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids]]''''' is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.
</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]
* [[Euphoriolanus]]
* [[Euphoriolanus]]
* [[John Brunner]]
* [[John Brunner]]
* [[Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey]]
* ''[[The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids]]''
* ''[[The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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File:Bergamot essential oil.jpg|Bergamot essential oil.
</gallery>


* [[Adulteration (nonfiction)]]
* [[Adulteration (nonfiction)]]
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* [[Reform Act 1832 (nonfiction)]]
* [[Reform Act 1832 (nonfiction)]]


== External links ==
* [ Post] @ Twitter (16 March 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1546829183875252225 Post] @ Twitter (12 July 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1418569697830875140 Post] @ Twitter (23 July 2021)
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Latest revision as of 11:15, 15 March 2023

Earliest known police report on The Adulteration of Bergamot.

The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.

History

The Earl apparently wrote The Adulteration of Bergamot as a private erotic tribute to his successful passage of the Reform Act of 1832 while indulging the erotic transports of his beloved Bergamot essential oils.

No copies are definitely known to exist [as of 23 July 2021].

However, several copies are believed to exist in private collections.

John Brunner says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy, and possibly more,

Brunner furthermore charges that Euphoriolanus is running a secret Bergamot adulteration laboratory.

In the News

  • The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough is a 1966 science fiction novel by American writer [REDACTED] about a lunar colony's sexual abstinence revolt against absentee rule from Earth men.

    The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough is a 1966 science fiction novel by American writer [REDACTED] about a lunar colony's sexual abstinence revolt against absentee rule from Earth men.

  • Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

    Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

  • Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse.

    Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse.

  • Cold weather depresses Bergamot trees, oil industry analysts predict spike in gas chromatography prices.

    Cold weather depresses Bergamot trees, oil industry analysts predict spike in gas chromatography prices.

  • Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

    Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

  • Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges.

    Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges.

  • The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.

    The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • [ Post] @ Twitter (16 March 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (12 July 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (23 July 2021)
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