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== Diary ==
== Diary ==


=== Why was I not informed ===
=== Eyeballs will roll ===
 
[[File:Daddy Warbucks - Bad Guys.jpg|thumb|"The bad guys <u>never</u> take a vacation, do they, 'Daddy'?"]]
Bah.  What do I pay you people for?   
Bah.  What do I pay you people for?   


Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — !
Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — !


* [ Comment] @ Facebook
Ooo, that's a keeper!  Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron! 
 
Bonus prize! "[[Cannibal's Cauldron]]" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada.
 
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10223310902379410?comment_id=10223313695369233&reply_comment_id=10223313824732467 Comment] @ Facebook


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll.  Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this?  
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll.  Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this?  

Latest revision as of 05:57, 15 June 2020

Online diary of Karl Jones for Monday June 15, 2020.

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Eyeballs will roll

"The bad guys never take a vacation, do they, 'Daddy'?"

Bah. What do I pay you people for?

Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — !

Ooo, that's a keeper! Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron!

Bonus prize! "Cannibal's Cauldron" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada.

*Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll. Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this?

To Do: locate all photographs of J. Edgar Hoover, especially the blackmail photographs, and make sure every one of them shows him with eyeballs. Any blank-eyed Hoovers and we have a real Daddy-Warbucks-sized problem on our hands.

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