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Both men report that the experience of burning in The Furnace is "painful, to say the least." | Both men report that the experience of burning in The Furnace is "painful, to say the least." | ||
"Don't make me get the shovel" is a well-known catch phrase widely attributed (perhaps apocryphally) to [[The Custodian]] | "Don't make me get the shovel" is a well-known catch phrase widely attributed (perhaps apocryphally) to [[The Custodian]], who supposedly uses a mop to clean up lesser messes, such as computing [[Crimes against mathematical constants|high-level crimes against mathematical constants]]), secretly profiting from unlicensed [[Time travel (nonfiction)|time travel]], and promoting [[Wumpus-compass syndrome]]. | ||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|Wave of [[Wumpus-compass syndrome]] | File:The Custodian.jpg|link=The Custodian|[[The Custodian]] "will continue to use the mop often, and the shovel seldom," according to new computational forecast. | ||
File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|Wave of [[Wumpus-compass syndrome]] "probably won't get The Shovel," say [[Custodian]] analysts. | |||
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== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Time crystal (nonfiction)]] | |||
* [[Time travel (nonfiction)]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:31, 2 August 2017
The Shovel is a well-known illustration of The Custodian shoveling Egon Rhodomunde and Baron Zersetzung into The Furnace.
The illustration depicts The Custodian in the act of punishing Rhodomunde and Baron Z for violating their contracts. Major contract violations allegedly include time crystal (nonfiction) trafficking, low-level crimes against mathematical constants, and unlicensed nuclear warfare.
The act of burning in The Furnace uncreates all timelines affected by the contract violations, returning Rhodomunde and Baron Z to previous timelines.
Both men report that the experience of burning in The Furnace is "painful, to say the least."
"Don't make me get the shovel" is a well-known catch phrase widely attributed (perhaps apocryphally) to The Custodian, who supposedly uses a mop to clean up lesser messes, such as computing high-level crimes against mathematical constants), secretly profiting from unlicensed time travel, and promoting Wumpus-compass syndrome.
In the News
The Custodian "will continue to use the mop often, and the shovel seldom," according to new computational forecast.
Wave of Wumpus-compass syndrome "probably won't get The Shovel," say Custodian analysts.
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Nonfiction cross-reference