The Custodian

The Custodian.

The Custodian is an alleged supernatural entity, supposedly responsible for cleaning up paradoxes caused by time travel (nonfiction).

Catch phrases:

• "Don't make me get the shovel."

In the News

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  Move along, nothing to see here.

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  "The first rule of Invasion Club is [REDACTED]."

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  Semi-Precious Hand. See post @ Twitter.

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  The Custodian tells a funny story about why you can't go in there.

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  Mystic and faith healer Grigori Rasputin generates new class of cryptographic numen in violation of his agreement with The Custodian.

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  Synthetic organism Ultravore begins consuming and dematerializing radioactive chemical waste at the Hanford Site, paying The Custodian thirty percent of the energy harvest.

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  1995: Writer Roger Zelazny dies. Shortly afterward, he accepts a job offer from the Custodian.

Fiction cross-reference

• Cheating the Big Bang - a one-act play by The Custodian
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Judge Havelock - allegedly works for The Custodian
• Ultravore - allegedly works for The Custodian

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Grigori Rasputin (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (9 April 2021)