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File:Not a great way to initiate sex - Red Phone Dating Agency.jpg|link=Red Phone Dating Agency|The '''[[Red Phone Dating Agency]]''' is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.
File:The Secret of PERC.jpg|link=The Secret of PERC|'''''[[The Secret of PERC]]''''' is a 1982 American animated fantasy industrial chemistry training film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to tolerate high levels of tetrachloroethylene (also known as PERC).
 
File:The Pills are Everywhere.jpg|link=The Pills are Everywhere|'''[[The Pills are Everywhere]]''' is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharmaceutical drugs.
 
File:Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater.jpg|link=Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater|'''[[Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater]]''' is a classical Kabuki theater company based in Florida which performs original works based on modern-day pollution problems in Florida.


File:Radon Lake.jpg|link=Radon Lake|Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from '''[[Radon Lake]]'''.
File:Radon Lake.jpg|link=Radon Lake|Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from '''[[Radon Lake]]'''.


File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
File:Not a great way to initiate sex - Red Phone Dating Agency.jpg|link=Red Phone Dating Agency|The '''[[Red Phone Dating Agency]]''' is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.


File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.
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* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater]]
* [[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]
* [[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
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* [[Red Phone Dating Agency]]
* [[Red Phone Dating Agency]]
* ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]''
* ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]''
* [[The Pills are Everywhere]]
* ''[[The Secret of PERC]]''
* [[We are voting trump since a train crashed in our town fucking up our water]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Latest revision as of 06:58, 31 August 2024

Earliest known poster for Aquifer Pharmaceueticals.

Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

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