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File:Cheese Hunter - Blue cheese.jpg|link=Cheese Hunter|'''''[[Cheese Hunter]]''''' is an American television series about the world's rarest and most dangerous cheese.
File:Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich.jpg|link=Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich|'''''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich]]''''' is an American action-adventure foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg about archaeologist Indiana Jones, who is searching for the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich.
File:Hellcheeser 2 - Cheese of Cthulhu.jpg|link=Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu|'''''[[Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu]]''''' is a British supernatural cheese horror film about the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who are locked in an eternal struggle with Cthulhu for the soul of cheese.
File:Hellraiser - Deadly Vintage.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage|'''''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''''' is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.
File:Hellraiser - Deadly Vintage.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage|'''''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''''' is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.


File:Gouda gun.jpg|link=Gouda gun|A '''[[Gouda gun]]''' is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.
File:Gouda gun.jpg|link=Gouda gun|A '''[[Gouda gun]]''' is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.


File:Helljabber.jpg|link=Helljabber|'''''[[Helljabber]]''''' is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.
File:Helljabbar.jpg|link=Helljabbar|'''''[[Helljabbar]]''''' is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.


File:The Casein Glory.jpg|link=The Casein Glory|"'''[[The Casein Glory]]'''" is one of the so-called "[[Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes|Forbidden Episodes]]" of the television series Star Trek.
File:The Casein Glory.jpg|link=The Casein Glory|"'''[[The Casein Glory]]'''" is one of the so-called "[[Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes|Forbidden Episodes]]" of the television series Star Trek.


File:Hellraiser - Open Source.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Open Source|'''''[[Hellraiser: Open Source]]''''' is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.
File:Hellraiser - Open Source.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Open Source|'''''[[Hellraiser: Open Source]]''''' is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the SVNobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[Cheese Hunter]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gouda gun]]
* [[Gouda gun]]
* ''[[Helljabber]]''
* ''[[Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu]]''
* ''[[Helljabbar]]''
* ''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''
* ''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''
* ''[[Hellraiser: Open Source]]''
* ''[[Hellraiser: Open Source]]''
* [[Hellraiser Festival]]
* [[Hellraiser Festival]]
* ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich]]''
* [[The Casein Glory]]
* [[The Casein Glory]]


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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1564820703752454144 Post] @ Twitter (30 August 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
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=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1778104955389256092 Post] @ Twitter (10 April 2024)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1638642613258469381 Post] @ Twitter (22 March 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1533828495184371712 Post] @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url:  "The box.  You opened it, we came."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1533828495184371712 Post] @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url:  "The box.  You opened it, we came."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1502824938574688256 Post] @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1502824938574688256 Post] @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1477665179647234056 Post] @ Twitter (2 January 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1477665179647234056 Post] @ Twitter (2 January 2021)


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Latest revision as of 09:58, 10 April 2024

Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Taglines

  • The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.
  • The Cheese. You melted it. We came.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (10 April 2024)
  • Post @ Twitter (22 March 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 January 2021)