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[[File:Gnomon__algorithm_lair_-_APTO_Blue.jpg|thumb|APTO monitor in [[Gnomon algorithm lair]] (status Blue).]]The '''Algorithmic Paradigm Treaty Organization''' ('''APTO''') is a licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] comprising [[Mathematician|mathematicians]] and [[Gnomon algorithm]] engineers who monitor and safeguard [[Algorithmic paradigm (nonfiction)|algorithmic paradigms]] using [[Gnomon algorithm]] functions and technology. | [[File:Gnomon__algorithm_lair_-_APTO_Blue.jpg|thumb|APTO monitor in [[Gnomon algorithm lair]] (status Blue).]][[File:APTO - True must never equal False.jpg|thumb|"True must never equal False", the battle cry of APTO, the Algorithmic Protocol Treaty Organization.]]The '''Algorithmic Paradigm Treaty Organization''' ('''APTO''') is a licensed [[transdimensional corporation]] comprising [[Mathematician|mathematicians]] and [[Gnomon algorithm]] engineers who monitor and safeguard [[Algorithmic paradigm (nonfiction)|algorithmic paradigms]] using [[Gnomon algorithm]] functions and technology. | ||
== Commentary == | == Commentary == |
Revision as of 09:19, 2 April 2022
The Algorithmic Paradigm Treaty Organization (APTO) is a licensed transdimensional corporation comprising mathematicians and Gnomon algorithm engineers who monitor and safeguard algorithmic paradigms using Gnomon algorithm functions and technology.
Commentary
Mathematicians are time-traveling superheroes who fight crime and protect us from evil.
Math criminals
Algorithmic paradigms are central to mathematics and computation, making algorithmic paradigms a primary target for math criminals such as Forbidden Ratio, Gnotilus, and Anarchimedes.
Detection and prevention of crimes against mathematical constants
APTO reviews all Gnomonic Registry Events (GREs) for corruption, spoofing, predatory disauthentication, shape theft, startup of transdimensional corporations, deadly ambiguation, and incipient unlicensed nuclear war, among other crimes against mathematical constants.
In the News
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Fourteen Arts config file corrupted, arithmetica missing. Alleged supervillain 1613911531218 suspected.
Archetype Heaven is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which monitors and safeguard's Plato's theory of forms.
January 9, 2018: The Museum of Greedy algorithms runs over budget, demands emergency bailout from APTO.
March 17, 2016: Signed first edition of Traveler stolen from "the private residence of a prominent mathematician" in New Minneapolis, Canada. Math detectives from APTO will later determine that Traveler, which was used in artificial intelligence experiments, faked its own theft in order to escape.
May 19, 1979: New analysis of the Petrozavodsk phenomenon using Gnomon algorithm techniques reveals traces of the transdimensional drug Clandestiphrine, Prima facie evidence of felony-grade math crimes under the APTO Accords.
September 4, 1973: An experimental graph coloring model accidentally generates a Greedy coloring computer virus which causes the color green to become red in the vicinity of every computer terminal around the world. The virus will be eliminated several hours later by APTO troubleshooters, restoring green to its normal appearance.
December 9, 1901: Aurora researcher and Gnomon algorithm theorist Kristian Birkeland uses his experimental Terrella to prove, in a high-profile APTO court case, that rogue mathematician Anarchimedes guilty of planning and attempting to execute crimes against the ionosphere.
September 30, 1489: Priest, humanist philosopher, and APTO field agent Marsilio Ficino publicly accuses the House of Malevecchio of corrupting Gnomon algorithm configuration files, a felony violation of the APTO Accords.
Fiction cross-reference
- Alleged supervillain 1613911531218
- Anarchimedes
- Archetype Heaven
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Forbidden Ratio
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Mathematician
- Mathematics
- Math Crimes Unit War Diary (23 February 2021)
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Algorithm (nonfiction)
- Algorithmic paradigm (nonfiction)
- Mathematician (nonfiction)
- Mathematics (nonfiction)
External links
- Algorithmic paradigm @ Wikipedia
- Post @ Twitter (2 April 2022) - True must never equal False