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[[File:Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.jpg|thumb|Earliest know advertisement for the '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel'''.]][[File:Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.jpg|thumb|Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."]]The '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation|transdimensional hotel]] which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy. | [[File:Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.jpg|thumb|Earliest know advertisement for the '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel'''.]][[File:Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.jpg|thumb|Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."]][[File:Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.jpg|thumb|Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.]]The '''Restful Lycanthrope Hotel''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation|transdimensional hotel]] which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy. | ||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Wolf_Man_Jones.png|link=Wolf Man Jones|'''Wolf Man Jones''' endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life." | |||
File:The Wolf Planet.jpg|link=The Wolf Planet|'''''[[The Wolf Planet]]''''' is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses. | |||
File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed. | File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed. | ||
File:Victory Windows.jpg|link=Victory Windows|'''''[[Victory Windows]]''''' is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War. | File:Victory Windows.jpg|link=Victory Windows|'''''[[Victory Windows]]''''' is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War. | ||
File:Monarchy of Needs.jpg|link=Monarchy of Needs|'''''Monarchy of Needs''''' is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV). | |||
File:I_think_we_can_all_agree.jpg|link=I think we can all agree.|"'''[[I think we can all agree]]—''' Sorry. No. I was wrong." | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]] | * [[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]] | ||
* [[I think we can all agree]] | |||
* ''[[Monarchy of Needs]]'' | |||
* ''[[The Wolf Planet]]'' | |||
* ''[[Victory Windows]]'' | * ''[[Victory Windows]]'' | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1457777071510278154 Post] @ Twitter (8 November 2021) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Post] @ Twitter (26 August 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Post] @ Twitter (26 August 2021) | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430145750655291425 Post] @ Twitter (24 August 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430145750655291425 Post] @ Twitter (24 August 2021) | ||
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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Horror (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Lycanthropy (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Lycanthropy (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Monsters (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Monsters (nonfiction)]] | ||
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[[Category:Crimes against physical constants]] | [[Category:Crimes against physical constants]] | ||
[[Category:Hotels]] | [[Category:Hotels]] | ||
[[Category:Restful Lycanthrope Hotel]] | |||
Latest revision as of 07:09, 5 March 2022
Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."
The Restful Lycanthrope Hotel is an unlicensed transdimensional hotel which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy.
In the News
Wolf Man Jones endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."
The Wolf Planet is a 1941 American horror astronomy film about the legend of the Wolf Planet — a planet which turns into a wolf during lunar eclipses.
Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.
Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.
Monarchy of Needs is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV).
"I think we can all agree— Sorry. No. I was wrong."
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against chemical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel
- I think we can all agree
- Monarchy of Needs
- The Wolf Planet
- Victory Windows