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"'''If my mouth were my anus'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:If my mouth were my anus.jpg|thumb|If my mouth were my anus.]]"'''If my mouth were my anus'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].


== Poem ==
== Poem ==

Revision as of 17:23, 20 November 2020

If my mouth were my anus.

"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Poem

Since you asked, in effect:

If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth

Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?

Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks

If my mouth were my anus.

History

Jones wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a [ Post on Twitter].

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