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[[File:The Shovel.jpg|thumb|''The Shovel''.]]'''''The Shovel''''' is a well-known illustration of [[The Custodian]] shoveling [[Egon Rhodomunde]] and [[Baron Zersetzung]] into The Furnace. | [[File:The Shovel.jpg|thumb|''The Shovel''.]]'''''The Shovel''''' is a well-known illustration of [[The Custodian]] shoveling [[Egon Rhodomunde]] and [[Baron Zersetzung]] into The Furnace. | ||
The illustration depicts The Custodian in the act of punishing Rhodomunde and Baron Z for violating their | The illustration depicts The Custodian in the act of punishing Rhodomunde and Baron Z for violating their contracts. Major contract violations allegedly include [[Time crystal (nonfiction)|time crystal (nonfiction)]] trafficking, [[Crimes against mathematical constants|low-level crimes against mathematical constants]], and unlicensed nuclear warfare. | ||
The act of burning in The Furnace | The act of burning in The Furnace uncreates all timelines affected by the contract violations, returning Rhodomunde and Baron Z to previous timelines. | ||
Both men report that the experience of burning in The Furnace is "painful, to say the least." | Both men report that the experience of burning in The Furnace is "painful, to say the least." | ||
"Don't make me get the shovel" is a well-known catch phrase widely attributed (perhaps apocryphally) to [[The Custodian]], who supposedly uses a mop to clean up lesser messes, such as computing [[Crimes against mathematical constants|high-level crimes against mathematical constants]]), secretly profiting from unlicensed [[Time travel (nonfiction)|time travel]], and promoting [[Wumpus-compass syndrome]]. | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:The Custodian.jpg|link=The Custodian|[[The Custodian]] "will continue to use the mop often, and the shovel seldom," according to new computational forecast. | |||
File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|Wave of [[Wumpus-compass syndrome]] "probably won't get The Shovel," say [[Custodian]] analysts. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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* [[Egon Rhodomunde]] | * [[Egon Rhodomunde]] | ||
* [[The Custodian]] | * [[The Custodian]] | ||
* [[Wumpus-compass syndrome]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Time crystal (nonfiction)]] | |||
* [[Time travel (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 21:31, 2 August 2017
The Shovel is a well-known illustration of The Custodian shoveling Egon Rhodomunde and Baron Zersetzung into The Furnace.
The illustration depicts The Custodian in the act of punishing Rhodomunde and Baron Z for violating their contracts. Major contract violations allegedly include time crystal (nonfiction) trafficking, low-level crimes against mathematical constants, and unlicensed nuclear warfare.
The act of burning in The Furnace uncreates all timelines affected by the contract violations, returning Rhodomunde and Baron Z to previous timelines.
Both men report that the experience of burning in The Furnace is "painful, to say the least."
"Don't make me get the shovel" is a well-known catch phrase widely attributed (perhaps apocryphally) to The Custodian, who supposedly uses a mop to clean up lesser messes, such as computing high-level crimes against mathematical constants), secretly profiting from unlicensed time travel, and promoting Wumpus-compass syndrome.
In the News
The Custodian "will continue to use the mop often, and the shovel seldom," according to new computational forecast.
Wave of Wumpus-compass syndrome "probably won't get The Shovel," say Custodian analysts.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference