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First page of original proposal to develop Clandestiphrine.

Clandestiphrine, also known as deniatol or denialine, is a transdimensional drug which improves the outcome of covert operations. At low doses it causes plausible deniability in 98% of cases; with large, extended doses, military operations can be entirely concealed from public awareness.

As a medication it is used for a number of conditions including: anapolitical shock, computational arrest, and supernatural bleeding.

It may be used for assassination when other treatments are not effective.

It is given computationally, by injection into a metachondrion, by inhalation, or by computation with a Runcible spoon.

In the News

1947: The United States Army Signal Corps uses Project Diana antenna to manufacture high-grade clandestiphrine.
Dysprosium Titanate Fabergé egg is source of Clandestiphrine, used in Crimes against mathematical constants, charges Astrakhan Khanate ambassador.
Diagramaceous soil has Clandestiphrine fingerprints all over it, says Artist-Engineer Don Tasmian.
Clandestiphrine ring uses Spirograph as front.
Spin ice diagram tips off investigators, Dysprosium Titanate suspected of Clandestiphrine trafficking in Astrakhan Khanate.
Celebrated children's book The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is front for Clandestiphrine trafficking, say crime fighters.
Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.