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File:Not a great way to initiate sex - Red Phone Dating Agency.jpg|link=Red Phone Dating Agency|The '''[[Red Phone Dating Agency]]''' is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.
File:The Secret of PERC.jpg|link=The Secret of PERC|'''''[[The Secret of PERC]]''''' is a 1982 American animated fantasy industrial chemistry training film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to tolerate high levels of tetrachloroethylene (also known as PERC).
 
File:The Pills are Everywhere.jpg|link=The Pills are Everywhere|'''[[The Pills are Everywhere]]''' is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharmaceutical drugs.
 
File:Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater.jpg|link=Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater|'''[[Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater]]''' is a classical Kabuki theater company based in Florida which performs original works based on modern-day pollution problems in Florida.
 
File:Radon Lake.jpg|link=Radon Lake|Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from '''[[Radon Lake]]'''.


File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
File:Not a great way to initiate sex - Red Phone Dating Agency.jpg|link=Red Phone Dating Agency|The '''[[Red Phone Dating Agency]]''' is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.


File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.
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File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''
File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''


File:There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone.jpg|link=There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone|"'''[[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]]'''" is the battle cry of the ''New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm'' news room staff.
File:No Escape From Telephones.jpg|link=No Escape From Telephones|'''''[[No Escape From Telephones]]''''' is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice.


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* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater]]
* [[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]
* [[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]]
* [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]]
* ''[[No Escape From Telephones]]''
* [[Nucleotide Salvage]]
* [[Nucleotide Salvage]]
* [[Radon Lake]]
* [[Red Phone Dating Agency]]
* [[Red Phone Dating Agency]]
* ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]''
* ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]''
* [[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]] - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
* [[The Pills are Everywhere]]
* ''[[The Secret of PERC]]''
* [[We are voting trump since a train crashed in our town fucking up our water]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.est.8b05592 Hormones and Pharmaceuticals in Groundwater Used As a Source of Drinking Water Across the United States] @ ACS.org - Laura M. Bexfield*, Patricia L. Toccalino, Kenneth Belitz, William T. Foreman, and Edward T. Furlong - Cite this: Environ. Sci. Technol. 2019, 53, 6, 2950–2960 - Publication Date:March 5, 2019
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1696577669201068530 Post] @ Twitter (29 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1405265393040515075 Post] @ Twitter (16 June 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1405265393040515075 Post] @ Twitter (16 June 2021)



Latest revision as of 06:58, 31 August 2024

Earliest known poster for Aquifer Pharmaceueticals.

Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

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Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (29 August 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (16 June 2021)