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File:Charlie and the Jedi Factory.jpg|link=Charlie and the Jedi Factory|'''''[[Charlie and the Jedi Factory]]''''' is a 2005 science fiction musical fantasy film about an orphan moisture farmer who dreams of finding one of five golden light sabers hidden inside chocolate bar wrappers which will admit him to the eccentric and reclusive Willy Wonka's magical Jedi factory.
File:The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.jpg|link=The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.|'''''[[The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.]]''''' is an American science fiction buddy television series about a pair of space pilots (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) who work for K.E.S.S.E.L., a secret interplanetary smuggling ring.
File:The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.jpg|link=The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.|'''''[[The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.]]''''' is an American science fiction buddy television series about a pair of space pilots (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) who work for K.E.S.S.E.L., a secret interplanetary smuggling ring.


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File:The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah.jpg|link=The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah|'''''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''''' is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting ''The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah'' by John Martin.
File:The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah.jpg|link=The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah|'''''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''''' is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting ''The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah'' by John Martin.


File:Mandalorian Dog - Teasing Baby Yoda.jpg|link=The Mandalorian Dog|'''''[[The Mandalorian Dog|Mandalorian Dog]]''''' is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short film by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Shown here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.
File:Un Chien Mandalou.jpg|link=The Mandalorian Dog|'''''[[The Mandalorian Dog|Mandalorian Dog]]''''' is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short film by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.


File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|'''[[Alderaan Croutons]]''' from Grand Chef Tarkin.  They're not for Seasoning.  They're for Sending a Message.
File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|'''[[Alderaan Croutons]]''' from Grand Chef Tarkin.  They're not for Seasoning.  They're for Sending a Message.
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File:Moulin Rouge One.jpg|link=Moulin Rouge One|'''''[[Moulin Rouge One]]''''' is a 2001 jukebox musical romantic space opera film about a young English poet, Christian, who falls in love with cabaret actress and rebel Jyn Erso, the star of the Moulin Rouge.
File:Moulin Rouge One.jpg|link=Moulin Rouge One|'''''[[Moulin Rouge One]]''''' is a 2001 jukebox musical romantic space opera film about a young English poet, Christian, who falls in love with cabaret actress and rebel Jyn Erso, the star of the Moulin Rouge.
File:The Dark Jedi Knight.jpg|link=The Dark Jedi Knight|'''''[[The Dark Jedi Knight]]''''' is a science fiction superhero film directed by George Lucas and Christopher Nolan.
File:Star Wars - Ministry of Information.jpg|link=Star Wars: Ministry of Information|'''''[[Star Wars: Ministry of Information]]''''' is a science fiction film  directed by Terry Gilliam and George Lucas.


File:Cool Hand Skywalker.jpg|link=Cool Hand Skywalker|'''''[[Cool Hand Skywalker]]''''' is a 1967 science fiction prison drama film about a prisoner in an Imperial prison camp who refuses to submit to the system.
File:Cool Hand Skywalker.jpg|link=Cool Hand Skywalker|'''''[[Cool Hand Skywalker]]''''' is a 1967 science fiction prison drama film about a prisoner in an Imperial prison camp who refuses to submit to the system.
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File:Star Wars - Home Alone.jpg|link=Star Wars: Home Alone|'''''[[Star Wars: Home Alone]]''''' is a 1977 science fiction drama film about moisture farmer Owen Lars (Macaulay Culkin) and his wife Beru (Catherine O'Hara) who are murdered by Imperial stormtroopers.
File:Star Wars - Home Alone.jpg|link=Star Wars: Home Alone|'''''[[Star Wars: Home Alone]]''''' is a 1977 science fiction drama film about moisture farmer Owen Lars (Macaulay Culkin) and his wife Beru (Catherine O'Hara) who are murdered by Imperial stormtroopers.
File:Dr Quadruped - The Battle for Hoth.jpg|link=Dr. Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth|'''''[[Dr. Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth]]''''' is a science fiction thriller film about a brilliant inventor (Otto Octavius) who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.


File:Defending Your Life - A New Hope.jpg|link=Defending Your Life: A New Hope|'''''[[Defending Your Life: A New Hope]]''''' is a 1977 American epic space allegory film about a man who finds himself on trial a long time ago in an afterlife far, far away.
File:Defending Your Life - A New Hope.jpg|link=Defending Your Life: A New Hope|'''''[[Defending Your Life: A New Hope]]''''' is a 1977 American epic space allegory film about a man who finds himself on trial a long time ago in an afterlife far, far away.


File:Schitt's World.jpg|link=Schitt's World|'''''[[Schitt's World]]''''' is a Canadian science fiction television drama starring Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy. Premise: After their business manager embezzles the family business, Rose Holograms, the Rose family loses its fortune and relocates to Schitt's World, a small planet they once purchased as a joke, where they labor on an abandoned moisture farm.
File:Schitt's World.jpg|link=Schitt's World|'''''[[Schitt's World]]''''' is a Canadian science fiction comedy-drama television series starring Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, and Annie Murphy.


File:The Gift of the Jedi.jpg|link=The Gift of the Jedi|"'''[[The Gift of the Jedi]]'''" is a short story by O. Henry about  Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala, a young husband and wife who deal with the challenge of buying secret Imperial gifts for each other with very few Midi-chlorians.  
File:The Gift of the Jedi.jpg|link=The Gift of the Jedi|"'''[[The Gift of the Jedi]]'''" is a short story by O. Henry about  Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala, a young husband and wife who deal with the challenge of buying secret Imperial gifts for each other with very few Midi-chlorians.  
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File:Death Star Ben-Wa Balls - Darth Vader confronts Princess Leia.jpg|link=Ben Wa Kenobi|'''''[[Ben Wa Kenobi]]''''' is a science fiction sex toy instructional video.
File:Death Star Ben-Wa Balls - Darth Vader confronts Princess Leia.jpg|link=Ben Wa Kenobi|'''''[[Ben Wa Kenobi]]''''' is a science fiction sex toy instructional video.


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Alderaan Croutons]]
* [[Baby Sarlacc]]
* ''[[Ben Wa Kenobi]]''
* ''[[Big Trouble on Little Tatooine]]''
* ''[[Charlie and the Jedi Factory]]''
* ''[[Cool Hand Skywalker]]''
* [[Dear Diary (Death Star edition)]]
* ''[[Defending Your Life: A New Hope]]''
* ''[[Dr. Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth]]''
* [[Festivals]]
* [[Festivals]]
* ''[[Fifty Shades of Maul]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Grateful Droid]]
* [[I felt a great disturbance in the Net]]
* [[Imperial Pancakes]]
* ''[[Knights of the Old Spice Republic]]''
* [[Luke Warmsouper]]
* ''[[Moulin Rouge One]]''
* ''[[Octosarlacc]]''
* ''[[Peter and the Force]]''
* ''[[Return of the Eraserhead]]''
* ''[[Schitt's World]]''
* [[Sky Friar]]
* ''[[Spock Vader]]''
* ''[[Star Trek Wars]]''
* ''[[Star Wars: Home Alone]]''
* ''[[Star Wars: Ministry of Information]]''
* ''[[The Caterer Strikes Back]]''
* ''[[The Dark Jedi Knight]]''
* ''[[The Empire Breaks Up]]''
* ''[[The Empire Sews Back]]''
* ''[[The Dying Force]]''
* [[The Gift of the Jedi]]
* ''[[The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah]]''
* ''[[The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.]]''
* ''[[The Mandalorian Dog|Mandalorian Dog]]''
* ''[[The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader]]''
* ''[[The Mothership]]''
* ''[[Where's Jar Jar?]]''
* ''[[Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks?]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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=== Social media ===
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1695208376718823788 Post] @ Twutter (25 August 2023) • The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.L. • Octosarlaac • Moulin Rouge One • Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks?
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1690513822774153217 Post] @ Twitter (12 August 2023) • The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L. • Return of the Eraserhead • Peter and the Force • Spock Vader


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1685996828834091008 Post] @ Twitter (31 July 2023) - Big Trouble on Little Tattooine • Defending Your Life: A New Hope • Fifty Shades of Maul • Where's Jar Jar?
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1685996828834091008 Post] @ Twitter (31 July 2023) - Big Trouble on Little Tattooine • Defending Your Life: A New Hope • Fifty Shades of Maul • Where's Jar Jar?

Latest revision as of 07:30, 23 April 2024

The Star Wars Festival is a celebration of all things Star Wars.

Gallery

  • Charlie and the Jedi Factory is a 2005 science fiction musical fantasy film about an orphan moisture farmer who dreams of finding one of five golden light sabers hidden inside chocolate bar wrappers which will admit him to the eccentric and reclusive Willy Wonka's magical Jedi factory.

    Charlie and the Jedi Factory is a 2005 science fiction musical fantasy film about an orphan moisture farmer who dreams of finding one of five golden light sabers hidden inside chocolate bar wrappers which will admit him to the eccentric and reclusive Willy Wonka's magical Jedi factory.

  • The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L. is an American science fiction buddy television series about a pair of space pilots (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) who work for K.E.S.S.E.L., a secret interplanetary smuggling ring.

    The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L. is an American science fiction buddy television series about a pair of space pilots (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) who work for K.E.S.S.E.L., a secret interplanetary smuggling ring.

  • Return of the Eraserhead is a 1983 surrealist science fiction horror allegory film about a Jedi Knight (Luke Skywalker) who struggles to rescue his father (Darth Vader) from a grossly deformed child in a desolate industrial light and magic landscape.

    Return of the Eraserhead is a 1983 surrealist science fiction horror allegory film about a Jedi Knight (Luke Skywalker) who struggles to rescue his father (Darth Vader) from a grossly deformed child in a desolate industrial light and magic landscape.

  • The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah by John Martin.

    The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah is an Old Testament science fiction film by Major Ninth based on the painting The Invasion of Sodom and Gomorrah by John Martin.

  • Mandalorian Dog is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short film by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.

    Mandalorian Dog is a 1929/2020 Franco-Spanish silent surrealist short film by Spanish director Luis Buñuel and celebrity polymath Werner Herzog. Show here: the infamous "Teasing Baby Yoda" scene.

  • Alderaan Croutons from Grand Chef Tarkin. They're not for Seasoning. They're for Sending a Message.

    Alderaan Croutons from Grand Chef Tarkin. They're not for Seasoning. They're for Sending a Message.

  • Grateful Droid is a Grateful Dead cover band starring C3P0, R2D2, and a varying cast of supporting droids.

    Grateful Droid is a Grateful Dead cover band starring C3P0, R2D2, and a varying cast of supporting droids.

  • Peter and the Force Op. 67, a "symphonic Force choke for children", is a musical composition co-written by Sergei Prokofiev and John Williams.

    Peter and the Force Op. 67, a "symphonic Force choke for children", is a musical composition co-written by Sergei Prokofiev and John Williams.

  • Crimson Droid is a 2015 gothic science tragedy film.

    Crimson Droid is a 2015 gothic science tragedy film.

  • Where's Jar Jar? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a lawyer (Jar Jar Binks) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his love life.

    Where's Jar Jar? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a lawyer (Jar Jar Binks) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his love life.

  • Sky Friar is a 1968 song by Eric Burdon and the Caterers.

    Sky Friar is a 1968 song by Eric Burdon and the Caterers.

  • Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks? is a 1966 American science fiction comedy film about a late-night gathering at the home of George, a college history professor on Naboo, and his wife Martha, the daughter of the university's president.

    Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks? is a 1966 American science fiction comedy film about a late-night gathering at the home of George, a college history professor on Naboo, and his wife Martha, the daughter of the university's president.

  • Spock Vader is a 2022 science fiction thriller film about a Vulcan science officer (Leonard Nimoy) who betrays the Terran Empire to Emperor Palpatine.

    Spock Vader is a 2022 science fiction thriller film about a Vulcan science officer (Leonard Nimoy) who betrays the Terran Empire to Emperor Palpatine.

  • Big Trouble on Little Tatooine is a 2020 comedy-adventure film starring starring Kurt Russell. It is the first major motion picture in the "Big Trouble in the Star Wars Franchise" series.

    Big Trouble on Little Tatooine is a 2020 comedy-adventure film starring starring Kurt Russell. It is the first major motion picture in the "Big Trouble in the Star Wars Franchise" series.

  • Cover art for Blu-Ray edition of Big Trouble on Little Tatooine starring Mr. Kurt Russell and Sir Alec Guinness.

    Cover art for Blu-Ray edition of Big Trouble on Little Tatooine starring Mr. Kurt Russell and Sir Alec Guinness.

  • Star Trek Wars is a science fiction buddy comedy film about an angry moisture farmer (Luke Skywalker) and an excessively logical Starfleet officer (Spock of Vulcan) who must learn to work together.

    Star Trek Wars is a science fiction buddy comedy film about an angry moisture farmer (Luke Skywalker) and an excessively logical Starfleet officer (Spock of Vulcan) who must learn to work together.

  • Moulin Rouge One is a 2001 jukebox musical romantic space opera film about a young English poet, Christian, who falls in love with cabaret actress and rebel Jyn Erso, the star of the Moulin Rouge.

    Moulin Rouge One is a 2001 jukebox musical romantic space opera film about a young English poet, Christian, who falls in love with cabaret actress and rebel Jyn Erso, the star of the Moulin Rouge.

  • The Dark Jedi Knight is a science fiction superhero film directed by George Lucas and Christopher Nolan.

    The Dark Jedi Knight is a science fiction superhero film directed by George Lucas and Christopher Nolan.

  • Star Wars: Ministry of Information is a science fiction film directed by Terry Gilliam and George Lucas.

    Star Wars: Ministry of Information is a science fiction film directed by Terry Gilliam and George Lucas.

  • Cool Hand Skywalker is a 1967 science fiction prison drama film about a prisoner in an Imperial prison camp who refuses to submit to the system.

    Cool Hand Skywalker is a 1967 science fiction prison drama film about a prisoner in an Imperial prison camp who refuses to submit to the system.

  • The notorious "Fifty Sarlacc eggs" scene from Cool Hand Skywalker.

    The notorious "Fifty Sarlacc eggs" scene from Cool Hand Skywalker.

  • Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.

    Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.

  • The Mothership is a play by the German modernist playwright Bertolt Brecht. It is loosely based on George Lucas' 1977 film Star Wars.

    The Mothership is a play by the German modernist playwright Bertolt Brecht. It is loosely based on George Lucas' 1977 film Star Wars.

  • The Empire Sews Back is a 1980 American epic space tailoring film a battle between the malevolent Galactic Garment Factory, led by the Emperor, and the Rebel Apparel Alliance, led by Princess Leia.

    The Empire Sews Back is a 1980 American epic space tailoring film a battle between the malevolent Galactic Garment Factory, led by the Emperor, and the Rebel Apparel Alliance, led by Princess Leia.

  • Star Wars: Home Alone is a 1977 science fiction drama film about moisture farmer Owen Lars (Macaulay Culkin) and his wife Beru (Catherine O'Hara) who are murdered by Imperial stormtroopers.

    Star Wars: Home Alone is a 1977 science fiction drama film about moisture farmer Owen Lars (Macaulay Culkin) and his wife Beru (Catherine O'Hara) who are murdered by Imperial stormtroopers.

  • Dr. Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth is a science fiction thriller film about a brilliant inventor (Otto Octavius) who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.

    Dr. Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth is a science fiction thriller film about a brilliant inventor (Otto Octavius) who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.

  • Defending Your Life: A New Hope is a 1977 American epic space allegory film about a man who finds himself on trial a long time ago in an afterlife far, far away.

    Defending Your Life: A New Hope is a 1977 American epic space allegory film about a man who finds himself on trial a long time ago in an afterlife far, far away.

  • Schitt's World is a Canadian science fiction comedy-drama television series starring Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, and Annie Murphy.

    Schitt's World is a Canadian science fiction comedy-drama television series starring Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, and Annie Murphy.

  • "The Gift of the Jedi" is a short story by O. Henry about Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala, a young husband and wife who deal with the challenge of buying secret Imperial gifts for each other with very few Midi-chlorians.

    "The Gift of the Jedi" is a short story by O. Henry about Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala, a young husband and wife who deal with the challenge of buying secret Imperial gifts for each other with very few Midi-chlorians.

  • "Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."

    "Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."

  • Luke Warmsouper is a character from the Soup Wars franchise.

    Luke Warmsouper is a character from the Soup Wars franchise.

  • The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.

    The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.

  • The Dying Force is a 1950 fantasy science fiction novel by Jack Vance set in the Star Wars universe.

    The Dying Force is a 1950 fantasy science fiction novel by Jack Vance set in the Star Wars universe.

  • I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom."

    I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom."

  • Imperial Pancakes is a brand of pancakes from Grand Chef Tarkin.

    Imperial Pancakes is a brand of pancakes from Grand Chef Tarkin.

  • The Caterer Strikes Back is a 1983 science fiction comedy film about a Jedi Chef (Luke Skywalker) who struggles to start a catering business in competition with Grand Chef Tarkin.

    The Caterer Strikes Back is a 1983 science fiction comedy film about a Jedi Chef (Luke Skywalker) who struggles to start a catering business in competition with Grand Chef Tarkin.

  • The Empire Breaks Up is a 1978 science fiction drama film about a Hollywood couple (Marcia and George Lucas) who experience marital strife after making the world's most popular film.

    The Empire Breaks Up is a 1978 science fiction drama film about a Hollywood couple (Marcia and George Lucas) who experience marital strife after making the world's most popular film.

  • Knights of the Old Spice Republic is an RPG video game series based Old Spice products and set in the fictional universe of Star Wars by George Lucas and Procter & Gamble.

    Knights of the Old Spice Republic is an RPG video game series based Old Spice products and set in the fictional universe of Star Wars by George Lucas and Procter & Gamble.

  • Octosarlacc is a 1983 science fiction spy film starring Roger Moore, Maude Adams, and Carrie Fisher.

    Octosarlacc is a 1983 science fiction spy film starring Roger Moore, Maude Adams, and Carrie Fisher.

  • Fifty Shades of Maul is a neo-erotic science fiction thriller film about a young Senator who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with a Sith business magnate.

    Fifty Shades of Maul is a neo-erotic science fiction thriller film about a young Senator who begins a sadomasochistic relationship with a Sith business magnate.

  • Ben Wa Kenobi is a science fiction sex toy instructional video.

    Ben Wa Kenobi is a science fiction sex toy instructional video.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twutter (25 August 2023) • The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L.L. • Octosarlaac • Moulin Rouge One • Who's Afraid of Jar Jar Binks?
  • Post @ Twitter (12 August 2023) • The Man From K.E.S.S.E.L. • Return of the Eraserhead • Peter and the Force • Spock Vader
  • Post @ Twitter (31 July 2023) - Big Trouble on Little Tattooine • Defending Your Life: A New Hope • Fifty Shades of Maul • Where's Jar Jar?
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