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[[File:Hellcheeser.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hellcheeser'''''.]]'''''Hellcheeser''''' is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.
[[File:Hellcheeser.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hellcheeser'''''.]]'''''Hellcheeser''''' is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.
== Taglines ==
* The Cheetos.  You bought them.  We came.
* The Cheese.  You melted it.  We came.
== In the News ==
<gallery>
File:Cheese Hunter - Blue cheese.jpg|link=Cheese Hunter|'''''[[Cheese Hunter]]''''' is an American television series about the world's rarest and most dangerous cheese.
File:Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich.jpg|link=Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich|'''''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich]]''''' is an American action-adventure foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg about archaeologist Indiana Jones, who is searching for the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich.
File:Hellcheeser 2 - Cheese of Cthulhu.jpg|link=Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu|'''''[[Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu]]''''' is a British supernatural cheese horror film about the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who are locked in an eternal struggle with Cthulhu for the soul of cheese.
File:Hellraiser - Deadly Vintage.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage|'''''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''''' is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.
File:Gouda gun.jpg|link=Gouda gun|A '''[[Gouda gun]]''' is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.
File:Helljabbar.jpg|link=Helljabbar|'''''[[Helljabbar]]''''' is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.
File:The Casein Glory.jpg|link=The Casein Glory|"'''[[The Casein Glory]]'''" is one of the so-called "[[Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes|Forbidden Episodes]]" of the television series Star Trek.
File:Hellraiser - Open Source.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Open Source|'''''[[Hellraiser: Open Source]]''''' is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the SVNobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.
</gallery>
== Fiction cross-reference ==
* ''[[Cheese Hunter]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gouda gun]]
* ''[[Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu]]''
* ''[[Helljabbar]]''
* ''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''
* ''[[Hellraiser: Open Source]]''
* [[Hellraiser Festival]]
* ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich]]''
* [[The Casein Glory]]
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== External links ==
{{Template:Ext links: Cheese}}
{{Template:Ext links: Hellraiser}}
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1778104955389256092 Post] @ Twitter (10 April 2024)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1638642613258469381 Post] @ Twitter (22 March 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1533828495184371712 Post] @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url:  "The box.  You opened it, we came."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1502824938574688256 Post] @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1477665179647234056 Post] @ Twitter (2 January 2021)
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[[Category:Films]]
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{{Template:Categories: Hellraiser}}
[[Category:Needles (nonfiction)]]
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Latest revision as of 10:58, 10 April 2024

Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Taglines

  • The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.
  • The Cheese. You melted it. We came.

In the News

  • Cheese Hunter is an American television series about the world's rarest and most dangerous cheese.

    Cheese Hunter is an American television series about the world's rarest and most dangerous cheese.

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich is an American action-adventure foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg about archaeologist Indiana Jones, who is searching for the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich.

    Indiana Jones and the Last Grilled Cheese Sandwich is an American action-adventure foodie film directed by Steven Spielberg about archaeologist Indiana Jones, who is searching for the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich.

  • Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu is a British supernatural cheese horror film about the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who are locked in an eternal struggle with Cthulhu for the soul of cheese.

    Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu is a British supernatural cheese horror film about the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who are locked in an eternal struggle with Cthulhu for the soul of cheese.

  • Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.

    Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.

  • A Gouda gun is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.

    A Gouda gun is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.

  • Helljabbar is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.

    Helljabbar is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.

  • "The Casein Glory" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

    "The Casein Glory" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

  • Hellraiser: Open Source is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the SVNobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.

    Hellraiser: Open Source is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the SVNobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (10 April 2024)
  • Post @ Twitter (22 March 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 January 2021)


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