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[[File:Urine_in_rain_monologue.jpg|thumb|Urine in rain monologue.]]"'''Urine in rain'''" (also known as the "'''Sea Breezes Speech'''") is a 42-word monologue, consisting of the last words of character Roy Batty (portrayed by Rutger Hauer) in the 1982 Ridley Scott-directed film Blade Runner.
[[File:Urine_in_rain_monologue.jpg|thumb|Urine in rain monologue.]]"'''Urine in rain'''" (also known as the "'''Sea Breezes Speech'''") is a 42-word monologue, consisting of the last words of character Roy Batty (portrayed by Rutger Hauer) in the 1982 Ridley Scott-directed film ''[[Bar Hopper]]''.


== Monlogue ==
== Transcript ==


<blockquote>
<blockquote>
I've seen beer gardens you people wouldn't believe.<br>
I've seen drinks you people wouldn't believe.<br>
Arrack drinks on fire with a garnish of Onion.<br>
Absinthe on fire with a garnish of Onion.<br>
I watched Sea Breezes glitter in the bar<br>
I watched Sea Breezes glitter in the bar<br>
near the Tannhäuser Pils.
near the Tannhäuser Pils.


All those gardens will be<br>
All those drinks will be<br>
lost in time, like urine in rain. <br>
lost in time, like urine in rain.<br>
Time to sober up.
Time to dry.
</blockquote>
</blockquote>


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<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Pee Noir.jpg|link=Pee Noir|'''[[Pee Noir]]''' It's not a wine. It's not a waste product. It's '''Pee Noir'''.™
File:Pinball Whizzer.jpg|link=Pinball Whizzer|'''[[Pinball Whizzer]]''' is a song written by New Stone Depth and performed by the English rock band We Thoh, featured on their 1969 rock opera album '''''Tinkly'''''.
File:Have_You_Never_Tried_Peeing_on_the_Flowers.jpg|link=Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?|'''[[Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?|(I Wanna Know) Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?]]''', often simply "'''Peeing on the Flowers'''", is a song written by Frothy J. Gone and released as a single in 1971 from the album ''Nude Plum'' (1970) by urinology rock group Cavalier Reverence Dew Cartel (initialized CRDC, often pronounced "Sir Dick").
File:Have_You_Never_Tried_Peeing_on_the_Flowers.jpg|link=Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?|'''[[Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?|(I Wanna Know) Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?]]''', often simply "'''Peeing on the Flowers'''", is a song written by Frothy J. Gone and released as a single in 1971 from the album ''Nude Plum'' (1970) by urinology rock group Cavalier Reverence Dew Cartel (initialized CRDC, often pronounced "Sir Dick").


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File:Bromley_Chicken_and_Teleology.jpg|link=Bromley Chicken and Teleology|'''[[Bromley Chicken and Teleology|Bromley Chicken and Teleology House]]''' is a restaurant and philosophy salon located in [REDACTED].  "Our Teleology Causes Your Hunger."
File:Bromley_Chicken_and_Teleology.jpg|link=Bromley Chicken and Teleology|'''[[Bromley Chicken and Teleology|Bromley Chicken and Teleology House]]''' is a restaurant and philosophy salon located in [REDACTED].  "Our Teleology Causes Your Hunger."
File:Procedurally generated urinal cakes.jpg|link=Procedurally Generated Urinal Cake|'''[[Procedurally Generated Urinal Cake]]''' is a transdimensional corporation which provides non-Euclidean urinal deodorizer blocks using procedurally generation techniques.


File:The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters.jpg|link=The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters|'''''[[The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters]]''''' is a short documentary film about Camel Filter cigarettes and their effect on Human-Romulan interbreeding.
File:The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters.jpg|link=The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters|'''''[[The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters]]''''' is a short documentary film about Camel Filter cigarettes and their effect on Human-Romulan interbreeding.
File:Americans_in_rain_-_(Elon_Musk_electric_car_edition.jpg|link=Americans in rain|"All those tears will be lost in time, like '''[[Americans in rain]]'''.


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[Bar Hopper]]''
* [[Bromley Chicken and Teleology House]]
* [[Bromley Chicken and Teleology House]]
* ''[[Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?]]''
* ''[[Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?]]''
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?]]
* [[Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?]]
''[[Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed]]''
* ''[[Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed]]''
* [[Pinball Whizzer]]
* [[Procedurally Generated Urinal Cake]]
* [[Replicant Vice]]
* [[Replicant Vice]]
* ''[[The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters]]''
* ''[[The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters]]''
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== External links ==
== External links ==


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Latest revision as of 09:34, 25 August 2023

Urine in rain monologue.

"Urine in rain" (also known as the "Sea Breezes Speech") is a 42-word monologue, consisting of the last words of character Roy Batty (portrayed by Rutger Hauer) in the 1982 Ridley Scott-directed film Bar Hopper.

Transcript

I've seen drinks you people wouldn't believe.
Absinthe on fire with a garnish of Onion.
I watched Sea Breezes glitter in the bar
near the Tannhäuser Pils.

All those drinks will be
lost in time, like urine in rain.
Time to dry.

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    Pee Noir It's not a wine. It's not a waste product. It's Pee Noir.™

  • Pinball Whizzer is a song written by New Stone Depth and performed by the English rock band We Thoh, featured on their 1969 rock opera album Tinkly.

    Pinball Whizzer is a song written by New Stone Depth and performed by the English rock band We Thoh, featured on their 1969 rock opera album Tinkly.

  • (I Wanna Know) Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?, often simply "Peeing on the Flowers", is a song written by Frothy J. Gone and released as a single in 1971 from the album Nude Plum (1970) by urinology rock group Cavalier Reverence Dew Cartel (initialized CRDC, often pronounced "Sir Dick").

    (I Wanna Know) Have You Never Tried Peeing on the Flowers?, often simply "Peeing on the Flowers", is a song written by Frothy J. Gone and released as a single in 1971 from the album Nude Plum (1970) by urinology rock group Cavalier Reverence Dew Cartel (initialized CRDC, often pronounced "Sir Dick").

  • Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed is a stoner comedy adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Emily Blunt.

    Indiana Blunt and the Jungle of Weed is a stoner comedy adventure film starring Harrison Ford and Emily Blunt.

  • Replicant Vice is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.

    Replicant Vice is a reality television series starring Harrison Ford and Roy Batty.

  • Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep? is a transportation systems novel by mechanical engineer Chip "Pink Riddle" Kid, first published in 1968. (Sponsored by the PKD Manufacturers Association.)

    Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep? is a transportation systems novel by mechanical engineer Chip "Pink Riddle" Kid, first published in 1968. (Sponsored by the PKD Manufacturers Association.)

  • Bromley Chicken and Teleology House is a restaurant and philosophy salon located in [REDACTED]. "Our Teleology Causes Your Hunger."

    Bromley Chicken and Teleology House is a restaurant and philosophy salon located in [REDACTED]. "Our Teleology Causes Your Hunger."

  • Procedurally Generated Urinal Cake is a transdimensional corporation which provides non-Euclidean urinal deodorizer blocks using procedurally generation techniques.

    Procedurally Generated Urinal Cake is a transdimensional corporation which provides non-Euclidean urinal deodorizer blocks using procedurally generation techniques.

  • The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters is a short documentary film about Camel Filter cigarettes and their effect on Human-Romulan interbreeding.

    The Unsung Heroes of Camel Filters is a short documentary film about Camel Filter cigarettes and their effect on Human-Romulan interbreeding.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (9 February 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (7 July 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (3 November 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (9 May 2021)
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