Pomegranate cosmos

Pomegranate cosmos diagram.

The Pomegranate cosmos theory is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods through its subsequent large-scale evolution.

Description

The model describes how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and large-scale Pomegranate-Like Structures (PLS).

Recent developments [circa 1 Febuary 2021] include theoretical models which feed Pomegranate-Like Structure data to an array of artificial human taste buds (AHTB).

Allegations of organic golem trafficking

According to a recent [circa 1 Febuary 2021] APTO crime report, some AHTB's contain markers for Organic golem decay products, suggesting organized golem-trafficking ring posing as astronomers.

Relationship with Andromeda Galaxy robbery

Actor-cryptographer Niles Cartouchian has repeatedly stated that the perpetrators of the Andromeda Galaxy robbery "almost certainly have some close-quarters causal relationship with golem slave trafficking."

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Fiction cross-reference

• Air and Strawberries
• Crimes against astronomical constants
• I for one welcome our new frog robot overlords
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Lucky Cosmos
• The Oort Patrol
• Tree Frog Universe
• Tweet Bang
• Virtual Cosmology Health Spa

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Pomegranate (nonfiction)

External links

• Big Bang @ Wikipedia
• Why the universe is flat - Neil deGrasse Tyson @ YouTube
• Origins of the Universe 101 | National Geographic @ YouTube
• The NEW Crisis in Cosmology @ YouTube

• Pomegranate @ Wikipedia
• Best way to open and eat a pomegranate @ YouTube

Social media

• Post @ YouTube (1 May 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (23 December 2021)