Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice: Difference between revisions

From Gnomon Chronicles
Jump to navigation Jump to search
No edit summary
No edit summary
 
(4 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown)
Line 8: Line 8:


<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Personal Copters Prison Experiment.jpg|link=Personal Copters Prison Experiment|'''[[Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice]]''' perform their Sweet Federal Contract Hypocrisy show for the inmates and select staff of the '''[[Personal Copters Prison Experiment]]'''.
File:Saruman House.jpg|link=Saruman House|'''[[Saruman House]]''' is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman.
File:Saruman House.jpg|link=Saruman House|'''[[Saruman House]]''' is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman.


File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''
File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''


File:Capitalism One - China - What's On Your Conscience.jpg|link=Capitalism One|'''[[Capitalism One]]''' is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:A_zombie,_a_racist,_and_an_ophthalmologist_walk_into_a_bar.jpg|link=A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar|"''''[[A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar]]'''— it's Rand Paul"
 
File:Rand_Paul_-_the_Purity_of_his_Desire_for_Wealth.jpg|link=The Purity of his Desire for Wealth|Rand Paul.]]Rand Paul: "'''The Purity of his Desire for Wealth'''".


</gallery>
</gallery>
Line 18: Line 22:
== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Capitalism One]]
* [[A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]
* [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]
* [[Personal Copters Prison Experiment]]
* [[Saruman House]]  
* [[Saruman House]]  
* [[The Purity of his Desire for Wealth]]
* [[Wealth]]
* [[Wealth]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
* [[Rand Paul ophthalmology certification scandal (nonfiction)]]


== External links ==
== External links ==
=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1424708380074119176 Post] @ Twitter (9 August 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1424708380074119176 Post] @ Twitter (9 August 2021)

Latest revision as of 08:15, 14 June 2023

Earliest known ridicule of Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice.

Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice are an American wealth acquisition and consolidation band, members of which must have "certain specified social and phenotypical attributes".

Awards

The Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere has awarded Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice its the coveted "Kings of Opulence Award" every year "since before Rand was a dollar sign in his progenitor's oculus."

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (9 August 2021)