I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar

Earliest known reference to I'd Buy Earth for a dollar.

"I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar" is an epic documentary film by actor-comedian Bixby Snyder about macroeconomic petroleum extraction theory on the planet Earth.

History

Context: Who would win in a fight for Earth's resource-extraction industry? Emperor Palpatine? or Baron Harkonnen?

The Baron would, because he's more gluttonous. Then the Emperor would be a poor loser and blast Earth to smithereens."

I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar—!

—@wretchedgoblin

In the News

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  How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying is a 1967 American musical industrial training film based on the 1961 military program of the same name, which in turn was based on [REDACTED]'s 1952 Presidential Emergency Action Documents.

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  Planet of the COVID is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control.

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  "Moon Wobble" is a song by the American research astronomer and musician Gary Wright, released as the global sea level rise model from his third research project The Moon Wobble.

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  Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film which tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

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  "OK. Which one of you jokers ordered the Halloween weather for Memorial Day weekend" — Industrial Humans. That's Just Fuckin' Great™

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  Dune: the Heart Plug Years is a reality television series starring Baron Harkonnen.

Fiction cross-reference

• Close Encounters of the Spud Kind
• Dune: the Heart Plug Years
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying
• Moon Wobble
• Planet of the COVID

External links

• Post @ Twitter (26 May 2021)

• RoboCop @ Wikipedia
• Robocop - Original Theatrical Trailer HD (Paul Verhoeven, 1987) @ YouTube
• Birth & reveal scene clip (longer version) @ YouTube
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• ED-209 Scene @ YouTube
• Bitches Leave scene @ YouTube
• Clarence kills Bob @ YouTube
• Drug Factory Raid High scene @ YouTube
• ED-209 goes down @ YouTube
• Toxic waste scene @ YouTube
• Final Showdown Scene @ YouTube
• You're Fired! Scene @ YouTube