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[[File:I'd_Buy_Earth_for_a_Dollar.jpg|thumb|I'd Buy Earth for a dollar.]]"'''I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar'''" is an epic documentary film about macroeconomic petroleum extraction theory on the planet Earth.
[[File:I'd_Buy_Earth_for_a_Dollar.jpg|thumb|Earliest known reference to '''''I'd Buy Earth for a dollar'''''.]]"'''I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar'''" is an epic documentary film by actor-comedian Bixby Snyder about macroeconomic petroleum extraction theory on the planet Earth.


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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1397517940010983426 Post] @ Twitter (26 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1397517940010983426 Post] @ Twitter (26 May 2021)
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Latest revision as of 08:17, 5 June 2023

Earliest known reference to I'd Buy Earth for a dollar.

"I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar" is an epic documentary film by actor-comedian Bixby Snyder about macroeconomic petroleum extraction theory on the planet Earth.

History

Context: Who would win in a fight for Earth's resource-extraction industry? Emperor Palpatine? or Baron Harkonnen?

The Baron would, because he's more gluttonous. Then the Emperor would be a poor loser and blast Earth to smithereens."

I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar—!

—@wretchedgoblin

In the News

  • How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying is a 1967 American musical industrial training film based on the 1961 military program of the same name, which in turn was based on [REDACTED]'s 1952 Presidential Emergency Action Documents.

    How to Pump and Dump Your Planet Without Really Trying is a 1967 American musical industrial training film based on the 1961 military program of the same name, which in turn was based on [REDACTED]'s 1952 Presidential Emergency Action Documents.

  • Planet of the COVID is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control.

    Planet of the COVID is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control.

  • "Moon Wobble" is a song by the American research astronomer and musician Gary Wright, released as the global sea level rise model from his third research project The Moon Wobble.

    "Moon Wobble" is a song by the American research astronomer and musician Gary Wright, released as the global sea level rise model from his third research project The Moon Wobble.

  • Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film which tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

    Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film which tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

  • "OK. Which one of you jokers ordered the Halloween weather for Memorial Day weekend" — Industrial Humans. That's Just Fuckin' Great™

    "OK. Which one of you jokers ordered the Halloween weather for Memorial Day weekend" — Industrial Humans. That's Just Fuckin' Great™

  • Dune: the Heart Plug Years is a reality television series starring Baron Harkonnen.

    Dune: the Heart Plug Years is a reality television series starring Baron Harkonnen.

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (26 May 2021)
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