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[[File:Litany against Minnesotan.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Litany against Minnesotan'''.]]
[[File:Litany against Minnesotan.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Litany against Minnesotan'''.]]
The '''Litany against Minnesotan''' is a prayer used in Minnesota as a psychological defense against the hazards of winter.
The '''Litany against Minnesotan''' is a prayer used in Minnesota as a psychological defense against the hazards of winter.
== Litany ==
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I must not Minnesotan. Minnesotan is the mind-killer. Minnesotan is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Minnesotan. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Minnesotan has gone there will be nothing. Only snow blowers will remain.
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== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:Litany_Against_Decaffeination.jpg|link=Litany against decaffeination|The '''[[Litany against decaffeination]]'''
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Post] @ Twitter (24 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1584535886179729409 Post] @ Twitter (24 October 2022)


* [] @ Wikipedia
* [] @ Wikipedia

Latest revision as of 07:26, 24 October 2022

Earliest known poster for Litany against Minnesotan.

The Litany against Minnesotan is a prayer used in Minnesota as a psychological defense against the hazards of winter.

Litany

I must not Minnesotan. Minnesotan is the mind-killer. Minnesotan is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Minnesotan. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Minnesotan has gone there will be nothing. Only snow blowers will remain.

In the News

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (24 October 2022)
  • [] @ Wikipedia
  • [] @ Wikipedia
  • @ YouTube
  • @ YouTube