You can't argue with "missing", because it's not there to argue with

You can't argue with "missing", because it's not there to argue with is a phrase coined by Karl Jones on the morning of November 28, 2019 for a comment on Facebook.

In response to a humorous article "How to Brine a Turkey by H.P Lovecraft" (by Robert Rooney), Jones wrote:

All doable except for the "3 missing sailors from the Black Gulf of Tartarus".

You can't argue with "missing", because it's not there to argue with.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links:

• How to Brine a Turkey by H.P Lovecraft - by Robert Rooney)

Attribution:

• Own work.