Wine Investment

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"Investment." Really.

Will you profit?

So: you've invested in wine. Will you profit?

No:

  1. You drink it
  2. It goes bad
  3. It is stolen during a home invasion
  4. Your mistress brains you with the bottle, fragments of which will be removed from your skull by court order during your divorce

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