Vampsie

Earliest known poster for Vampsie.

Vampsie is a 1982 American satirical romantic horror film about a talented but volatile actor whose reputation for being difficult drives him to adopt vampirism to land a job.

Quotes

"Do you think the idea of Vampires is sexy or revolting?"

"Which answer will get me a blood test?"

Taglines

Which answer will get me a blood test?

What do you get when you cross a hopelessly living, starving actor in a killer blood-red dress?

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