Template:Better Than News/December 28
Full Metal Babysitting is an American teen comedy-drama war film directed by Stanley Kubrick and Chris Columbus, starring Elisabeth Shue, Keith Coogan, Matthew Modine, and Vincent D'Onofrio.
Alien Bride Nation is an American science fiction action-comedy adventure film directed by Rob Reiner and Graham Baker, starring Mandy Patinkin, James Caan, Carey Elwes, Robin Wright, Terence Stamp, and Christopher Guest.
Guadalcanal Diary 2: A Three Hour Tour is a World War II comedy war film about seven castaways who put aside their differences and fight with the United States Marines in the Battle of Guadalcanal.
Children of the Gorn is a science fiction horror film about a starship captain (William Shatner) who is transported to an abandoned Nebraska town that is inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a reptilian alien that lives in the local quarry.
2001: A Species Odyssey is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover an alien-human hybrid child stowed away on their spaceship.
The Ten Axioms is a 1956 epic set theory revisionist historical film about a Jewish set theorist (Charlton Heston) who discovers a paradox in the Ten Commandments which threatens to undermine all monotheism.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy using a previously unknown exploit involving coriolis effect. The robbery was activated by parties as yet unidentified (11 May 2021) using hijacked laser guide stars.
2001: A CAPTCHA Odyssey is a 1968 science fiction film about user interface design and identity confirmation directed by Stanley Kubrick.
The Great Replacement is a 1963 science fiction war film about a group of military asylum inmates who believe that they are being replaced by dark-skinned alien monsters.
G.I. Joe Undersea Meals for One is a line of lunchbox foods designed for consumption during human-shark combat.
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