Slurried Gaetz

I want to slurry Matt Gaetz and force the slurry through a pipe.

Context: "Say what you will about Matt Gaetz, but while so many other guys look like slobs, Gaetz is known for his impeccable grooming."

I know this is both true and harmless.

But it makes me want to slurry Matt Gaetz and force the slurry through a pipe.

In the News

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  Show the court where the President betrayed your trust .

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  MAGA Nights is a 2022 political drama film about a rising porn star (Donald Trump) who loses it all after raping Miss Liberty in broad daylight.

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  Young Grifters in Love was a failed pitch for a comedy political television series starring Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• MAGA Nights
• Show the court where the President betrayed your trust
• Young Grifters in Love

External links

• Post @ Twitter (14 January 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (2 October 2022)