In Trump's Safe

In Trump's Safe: "Golden Donald Trump with Magic Wand and American Flag Shorts" (S1 E1)

In Trump's Safe: "Virgil Texas" (S1 E2)

In Trump's Safe: "Lindsey Graham" (S1 E3)

In Trump's Safe: "Crayon Drawing" (S1 E4)

In Trump's Safe: "Trumpburger" (S1 E5)

In Trump's Safe: "We Need to Talk About Ezra" (S1 E6)

In Trump's Safe is a 2022 reality television show in which participants examine the contents of Donald Trump's safe at Mar-a-Lago.

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The Mystery of Donald Trump's Vaults is a live American television special centered on the seizure of government documents from Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate.
Trump Toilets: One ring to rule them all / And in the White House bind them.
Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached American President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.
MAGA Struck is a 2021 political drama film about a mutilated voter (Nicolas Cage) who cannot come to terms with Donald Trump's loss of the 2020 election.
Blenheim Palace Gold Toilet, Donald Trump's Brain Both Still Missing: badly damaged brain "may have been sentenced to eternity in the Phantom Zone, then flushed down the Blenheim toilet, now plumbed to Hell".

Post @ Twitter (13 August 2022) - S1 E6: "We Need to Talk About Ezra"
Post @ Twitter (11 August 2022) - S1 E5: "Trumpburger"
Post @ Twitter (11 August 2022) - S1 E4: "Crayon Drawing"
Post @ Twitter (11 August 2022) - S1 E3: "Lindsey Graham's Testicles"
Post @ Twitter (10 August 2022) - S1 E2: "Virgil Texas"
Post @ Twitter (10 August 2022) - S1 E1: "Golden Donald Trump with magic wand and American Flag shorts"