If it's already Christmas and you haven't even fermented the grapes, you can forget about the Beaujolais nouveau (nonfiction)

If it's already Christmas and you haven't even fermented the grapes, you can forget about the Beaujolais nouveau is a joke by Karl Jones.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• If it's already Christmas and you haven't even fermented the potatoes, you can forget about the fresh vodka (nonfiction)
• If it's already Thanksgiving and you haven't even fermented the potatoes, you can forget about the fresh vodka (nonfiction)

External links

• Beaujolais nouveau @ Wikipedia - a red wine made from Gamay grapes produced in the Beaujolais region of France. It is the most popular vin de primeur, fermented for just a few weeks before being released for sale on the third Thursday of November. It is famous for races by distributors to get the first bottles to different markets around the globe.