Hard Candy Snark

Hard Candy Snark (tweet screenshot).

"Hard Candy Snark" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Hard Candy Snark

Snark is the Hard Candy of communication

Custom confections of witty sugar, infinitely crafted to tempt the eye with shapes and color

But listen—!

Snark causes addiction and diabetes and tooth decay

Don't bite down, your teeth may shatter

Ah, snark— part vanity, part pride, all worthless

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Post @ Twitter (14 February 2021)