Crystal Timbers

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Context: "Careful! My boners are brittle!"

It's funny you should mention that.

Just the other day I was thinking, "Crystal Timbers" should be my porn name.

Even though it's a bad name if you think about it, it's a great name if you don't.

If I were in porn, which, furthest thing.

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  • Post @ Twitter (13 August 2022)