Avocado, the Shameless Fruit

Avocado, the Shameless Fruit. (Courtesy Avocado, the Shameless Fruit Council.

"Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign of avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

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"A Devil Sold Fruit" is an anagram of "David Otis Fuller".
There Once Were No Men Who Ate Prunes.
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Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.
The Cinnamon-Honey Challenge is a psychological test devised by [REDACTED]. It is designed to determine if [REDACTED] can be [REDACTED].
"I would eat my own clone meat, if I could. I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease. But I would."
2001: A Bacon Odyssey i is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover a hybrid alien-bacon organism stowed away on their spaceship.
Promotional art for They Live, We Eat, a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.
"Miami Refugees" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.
"Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.
Shaming an avocado is like trying to teach a pig to sing.