Already regretting hiring Cormac McCarthy to revise the script for Star Wars Ep. IX (nonfiction)

Fragment of Cormac McCarthy's script for Start Wars Ep. IX.

Already regretting hiring Cormac McCarthy to revise the script for Star Wars Ep. IX is a short humorous work published by Boing Boing.

He hauled up into the smoking transport to the tackroom and came out with a wretched saddle and an oily blaster forty years out of use and brought them back. He found the bantha and bridled it with the nerfhide hackamore and led it into open ground. He leaned his shoulder against the honking mighty beast and got the saddle over it and got it clinched and it started shying and angling its head along as if it had something in its ear.

You ridden the outer rim or just Nelvaan.

Nelvaan.

Best stay. It's fixin to storm.

You reckon?

I reckon and I reckon right.

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