Alien Gourmand

Alien Gourmand title card.

Alien Gourmand is a talk show featuring non-human species discussing food and fine dining.

Episodes

Fried Alien Hours

"What Are Fried Alien Hours?" is an attempt to duplicate Fried Alien Hours, a legendary (and possibly apocryphal) dish said to be [REDACTED], with a hint of [REDACTED]. Furthermore, it pairs nicely with bold red wine such as [REDACTED].

Interview with Quadrotriticale

"Interview with Quadrotriticale" features an interview with a strain of Quadrotriticale engineered for high intelligence.

Quotations:

"Yes, cereal is soup. And I say this as an intelligent strain of Quadrotriticale. Trust me on this, it feels like being soup."

• Comment @ Facebook

See Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.

Origin

Jupiter is a gas-giant dessert planet for whatever eats gas giant planets, and the red spot is like a cherry.

Oh, how I envy that alien gourmand.

• Comment @ Facebook (June 9, 2020)

In the News

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  They Live, We Eat is a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.

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  Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film based on a recipe by [REDACTED].

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  Alka-Seltzer for Venus is a proposal to terraform Venus using enormous Alka-Seltzer tablets.

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  The Necromantic Gourmet is a crematorium and restaurant franchise with locations quietly but conveniently hidden in a safe house near you.

Fiction cross-reference

• Alka-Seltzer for Venus
• Children of the Burger
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• The Transluminal Gourmet
  • Other "Gourmet" shows:
    • The Contrapuntal Gourmet
    • The Necromantic Gourmet
• They Live, We Eat

External links

• Post @ Twitter (27 March 2021)