A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar

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A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar.

"'A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar" is a short satirical poem by Karl Jones

A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar

A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar.

It's Rand Paul.

Commentary: As a quasi-Libertarian, Rand of course dedicates himself to such efficiencies.

Variations

Well that's a relief— Rand Paul is not a human-cantaloupe-Trump hybrid.

I am less thrilled by your blithe invitation that I should chew Rand Paul's leg.

For God's sake, man— what if his succulent Trump-orange flesh turns me into a Zombie-Racist-Ophthalmologist—?

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  • Post @ Facebook (23 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (23 April 2021)