A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar
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"'A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar" is a short satirical poem by Karl Jones
A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar
A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar.
It's Rand Paul.
Commentary: As a quasi-Libertarian, Rand of course dedicates himself to such efficiencies.
Variations
Well that's a relief— Rand Paul is not a human-cantaloupe-Trump hybrid.
I am less thrilled by your blithe invitation that I should chew Rand Paul's leg.
For God's sake, man— what if his succulent Trump-orange flesh turns me into a Zombie-Racist-Ophthalmologist—?
In the News
Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice is an American wealth acquisition and consolidation group, members of which must have certain specified social and phenotypical attributes.
Fiction cross-reference
- E-Lope - transdimensional elopement service
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice
- The Purity of his Desire for Wealth