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The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 911 total.
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- Scaffolding boner
- Scandinavians express humor as slow glass transmits light
- Schadenfreude is bad and one should never do it
- Science and Religion
- Science is my first religion
- Science is not true
- Science validates Buddhism
- Seabiscuit
- Second-Hand Brothel
- Serendipity and vigilance
- Sermons from the Book of Stochastic Man
- Servants of the Muses
- Seven seconds
- Sex and death and humor and recursion
- Sexyland or Drug Zone?
- Shall we live without a plan for Eternity?
- Share the sandbox
- Shutter every Walmart in every democrat city
- Simply describe in plain language, and the game is up (nonfiction)
- Simulations
- Sincerely, Paradox
- Singapore in the Desert
- Siphonaptera 2
- Sleep approaches on soft feet
- Sleeping Trees
- Slur
- Social media is as social media does
- Solving Chronicles
- Some of my friends are religious
- Some people are just like this
- Some real Colossus: The Forbin Project shit
- Someone will criticize you for it
- Something to behold
- Sometimes it just comes
- Song that simply talks
- Sonic was the worst burger I ever ate
- Sophistication
- Sparkling fish
- Speak Up
- Spelled "prior art" but pronounced "prior arty"
- Spelled "vigilante" but pronounced "masturbation"
- Spelled AOL but pronounced wail
- Spider-Mad
- Spite
- Spitting in the world's eye on Twitter
- Squirrel story
- Stalwart Mutual
- Star Power Be Damned
- Stock Market Blues
- Strike a Balance
- Strong Women Who Don't Act Pretty
- Success
- Supreme Authority wherever he stands
- Sweet Vidalia
- Swords into ploughshares, and back again
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- Tailgating motorcyclist
- Take the stick out
- Talk with my dad one more time
- Ten thousand annoyances
- Tending Plato's Elephant
- Thank God I am not a bird
- Thank You, George Plimpton
- Thanks but no
- Thanksgiving Letter 2022
- That's messed up
- The Adversary
- The age of non-editable microblogging
- The Apostles winged it
- The Appetites of Donald Trump
- The Application of the Snark
- The arguments in favor of day saving time
- The Arraignment of Donald Trump
- The Art Class
- The Art of Rod Filbrandt
- The artist who worries about reviews
- The Aspirations of Rafael Edward Cruz
- The attack dogs of humor
- The Audi Man
- The bar goes infinitely low
- The Best I've Got
- The best part of coffee
- The best thing in life is me
- The best time of year to fall in love
- The best way to end an argument
- The Boil
- The Bowers of the Rising Moon
- The Boy Who Cried Clothes
- The Bread is a Lie
- The Brute
- The bulges in her sweater
- The buying of Supreme Court Justices
- The Celebrity No One Hates
- The comfort of my true friends
- The Cord
- The courts will decide
- The curse inherent in your ugly words
- The death of no man
- The depth of his shallowness
- The devil is man
- The difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump
- The difference between you and I
- The Duties of a Satirist
- The Dynasty
- The Ely Way
- The Exceptional Narcissist
- The first rule of eating
- The first thing I would do
- The flexible minds
- The Forbidden Lust of David Hooven
- The Gnomon
- The Gnomon Chronicles Game
- The Good, the Bad and the GOP
- The GOP did its part
- The Gospel of Prosperity
- The Hedonist's Lament
- The hole in Marjorie Taylor Greene's face
- The Human Condition
- The Human Condition 2
- The ignorant, the credulous, and the deranged
- The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers
- The innumerate poor
- The Irony of Art
- The Joy of Enigma
- The last normal thing I did before Coronavirus hit the United States
- The last time Republicans wanted to hear anything bad about Donald Trump
- The Lies of Donald Trump
- The Lives of Old People, Part One
- The Man With Four Last Names
- The middle way
- The monstrous bulk of Elon's wealth
- The most beautiful word in the English language
- The most popular shape in human history
- The Most Successful Sociopath
- The Muting of Jack Posobiec
- The name alone should give you a clue
- The Nature of Hermes
- The needs of the rhyme
- The New Darius
- The New Saturnalia
- The older generation missed out
- The only reason to not be courteous
- The pain that dare not speak its name
- The Pearl Clutcher
- The Perfect Union of Comrades
- The Presidio
- The price of satire
- The problem with immortality
- The product is meaningless in the end
- The Purity of his Desire for Wealth
- The ranching of humans must stop
- The Rapture: That Shit's Fucked Up
- The reason I don't respond to your tweets
- The Saffron Diet
- The Same and the Different
- The same old
- The Satire Ocean
- The seditionist faction
- The Shit Show
- The Shit They Spewed
- The Shortcomings of James Bradley
- The show must go on
- The smell of paradox
- The Spirit of Storytelling
- The Starting Gun
- The state of Delaware offends me
- The Sum of My Estuaries
- The three syllables that women love to hear
- The trick to fiction
- The Trump Faction
- The Unlimited
- The unspoken rules of New York City
- The Vapors of Lindsey Graham
- The Vast and Terrible Carnival
- The voices in your head
- The Vonnegut Voice
- The wages of software
- The Weedy Depths
- The World is Full of People Who Cannot Be Reached or Saved by Compassion
- The World's Softest Pillow
- The wrong crowd
- Their own virtue
- Then it is a bug
- Theory and Practice
- There are no miracles
- There are two dogs inside humanity
- There is no God
- There is no They, only You
- There is only the Song
- There's a seeker born every minute
- They are Legion
- They can't stand people of color
- They claimed to be refugees
- Things just happen
- This is but a fraction of Man's capacity for Evil
- This is humanity
- This is what heat death feels like
- Thomas Jefferson died broke
- Thoughts and Prayers or Cheers and Applause?
- Three is a Quorum
- Three Time a Nothing
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