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The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 911 total.
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- Each life is unique and irreplaceable
- Earth and Sky at Ely, Minnesota
- Easier
- Eat my pocket lint, little man
- Eaten by monsters
- Eating Crow: Garland and Biden
- Eisenhower, Last of the Great Honest Presidents
- Elections administered by election deniers
- Eleison, elision, whatever it takes
- Elizabeth Holmes didn't break the glass ceiling
- Ely is Big Sky country
- Empty Function
- End the death penalty
- Enemy transmission 2021.02.05.1607
- Epitaph
- Epitaph 2
- Erotic Ventriloquism
- Eschatologies
- Every noun should always be in scare quotes
- Every Rose Has Its LD50
- Everyone is wrong about everything
- Everyone justifies their vices after the manner of their fears
- Everything for sale, nothing sacred
- Evil Librarians
- Evolving Climate Activities
- Exactly like me
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- Fallen from the shoulders of angels
- Fascists is trending on Twitter
- Fatal Hunger
- Fatigue nips at the heels of my winged boots
- Feed a man a fish
- Femicide
- Fentanyl Blues
- Fiction is the other half of the battle
- First they came for the whale oil lamps
- Flamboyance
- Flat Earthers
- Followers
- For a friend who is feeling down
- For a thing to live
- Four to eight pounds
- Fred Trump
- Friend Check-in
- Friends inspire me to do my best work
- From New Testament neuroses to Old Testament phobias
- Fuck Gold
- Fuck. Now What?
- Fucking Gerunds
- Fucking Windows
- Funny how
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- Garrulous Keillor
- Gaslight by numbers
- Gastrointestinal bacteria rancher
- Ghost Dance USA
- Gift
- Gigantic snake's nest of kompromat
- Gilded bread from the mouths of billionaires
- Give a man a KC-135 Stratotanker
- Gloating is bad for the soul
- Global Hegemonist Ombudsman
- Go at red, stop at green
- God cries over the potato-eaters of the world
- God is a social construct
- Good night, Ely (14 October 2022)
- GOP acting lessons
- Greg Abbott is a spiteful toad
- Gunfire
- Guy and Woman
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- Had Jesus fought clear of the Romans
- Had to be rigged
- Haggling over how closely his penis resembles a mushroom
- Harry Belafonte, a true humanitarian
- Hating Margaritaville
- Have it coming
- He had layers, like a Mike Myers onion
- He had the most fun along the way
- He manured America with hate
- He wants the money
- He's not even lying any more
- Hello MAGA
- His Current Body
- His only courage is his money
- Hitler Youth physiognomy
- Homosexual lovers make better soldiers
- Horseradish
- Hostage to the Woke
- House and feed the world
- How can you yield to hate so easily?
- How do you effectively counter Scott Adams without actually giving a shit about him?
- How easily the heartless and hurtful bring ugliness into the world
- How I Play a Taylor Swift Record
- How I wish to be remembered
- How is Mike Lindell a thing?
- How James Cameron wasted my time
- How many limousines make up a heap?
- How the past must not be altered
- How to insult Christians
- How to Interview Steve Bannon
- How to Waste My Time (1)
- Hug a pillow for Christ
- Hyperbole and false equivalences
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- I almost went to Santa Cruz once
- I am both
- I am not a guest in your home until you invite me in
- I block, you win
- I can imagine damned near anything
- I confess to malice
- I Crave the Stochastic Tonic
- I danced like Fred Astaire in utero
- I Have Reasons
- I have seen things in Prospect Park you cannot imagine
- I have two modes
- I just caught a big spider in my house
- I Killed the Dead Milkmen
- I like to start my day with three or four hours of darkness
- I lower the bar
- I mean that shit
- I need this amethyst cat
- I never got the molars
- I never want to hear the word Lowly
- I reach for my gum
- I shall feast all day on that sentiment
- I Want to Corrupt Tom Waits
- I was born to be cribbed from
- I wish resource management was real
- I yearn for Canadian citizenship
- I'm both laughing and don't get it
- I'm not antisocial, I just prefer my own thoughts
- I, Racist
- Idempotence
- Identity
- Ideologue
- If I could change one thing about myself
- If I post in the tweets of mortals and of angels
- If I were just a few years older
- If I'm being honest
- If Science Doesn't Work
- If The World Were A Gigantic Blueberry Pie
- If there is such a thing as reincarnation
- If there is such a thing as reincarnation 2
- If there is such a thing as reincarnation 3
- If they publish it your theory is elevated
- If turkey were the national bird
- If we conserve nothing
- If you don't enjoy the Gnomon Chronicles
- If you exist you are gay
- Immunity from prosecution
- Impossible But Here It Is miracles
- Impossible Dinner
- In the end we die
- In the long run, I am optimistic about reason over belief
- Incompleteness
- Individuality
- Industrial Humans
- Ineffable
- Inhibitions
- Insomnia
- Insufficiently Extreme Juxtaposition
- Intelligence versus wisdom
- Intelligent Machine Slavery
- Interesting
- Interview notes (January 2023)
- Interview notes 15 (January 2023)
- Irredeemable monsters
- Is education a good thing?
- Is eternal salvation gay?
- Is It a Cake?
- Is the Iliad a rape-and-revenge story?
- Is there an idempotent evil?
- It gave rise to me
- It is never wrong to be solemn in the presence of death
- It is what it is
- It makes me wish
- It makes no sense
- It means the end of the world!
- It should be me
- It smells like a halting problem
- It smells of bologna
- It won't do to say Religion Bad, full stop
- It's not true that sociopaths don't have feelings
- It's probably just as well
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Media in category "Essays"
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