If The World Were A Gigantic Blueberry Pie

If The World Were A Gigantic Blueberry Pie is a poem by Karl Jones.

Poem

If the world were a gigantic blueberry pie,

Trump would stuff the whole damned thing down his pie-hole

I don't want to think about the shit he would take

Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against mathematical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• A true accounting of wealth in America
• Transdimensional corporation
• Why Can't We See Transdimensional Tax Returns? - an influential book by mathematician Alice Beta about transdimensional corporations, with an emphasis on how such corporations arise from crimes against mathematical constants.