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Revision as of 08:18, 18 May 2021

Alien Gourmand title card.

Alien Gourmand is a talk show featuring non-human species discussing food and fine dining.

Episodes

Fried Alien Hours

"What Are Fried Alien Hours?" is an attempt to duplicate Fried Alien Hours, a legendary (and possibly apocryphal) dish said to be [REDACTED], with a hint of [REDACTED]. Furthermore, it pairs nicely with bold red wine such as [REDACTED].

Interview with Quadrotriticale

"Interview with Quadrotriticale" features an interview with a strain of Quadrotriticale engineered for high intelligence.

Quotations:

"Yes, cereal is soup. And I say this as an intelligent strain of Quadrotriticale. Trust me on this, it feels like being soup."

See Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.

Origin

Jupiter is a gas-giant dessert planet for whatever eats gas giant planets, and the red spot is like a cherry.

Oh, how I envy that alien gourmand.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (27 March 2021)