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"Investment."  Really.
"Investment."  Really.
== Will you profit? ==


So:  you've invested in wine.  Will you profit?
So:  you've invested in wine.  Will you profit?

Latest revision as of 13:57, 29 May 2024

"Investment." Really.

Will you profit?

So: you've invested in wine. Will you profit?

No:

  1. You drink it
  2. It goes bad
  3. It is stolen during a home invasion
  4. Your mistress brains you with the bottle, fragments of which will be removed from your skull by court order during your divorce

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