Sméagol Financial Advisors
Sméagol Financial Advisors is a financial services transdimensional corporation owned and operated by Sméagol of Middle Earth.
Tagline
We know what's Precious.
Where you go, we are waiting.
We are the rock you live under.
History
Context: "As your financial advisor, I suggest you begin stacking pretty rocks in dark places"
Sméagol Financial Advisors. Where Salty MacTavish goes, we are waiting. —@SaltyMacTavish
In the News
Only Mordor in the Building is a mystery fantasy-drama television series about three strangers played Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez) with a shared interest in true Lord of the Rings crime podcasts.
"Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight" is a song by Elton John and J. R. R. Tolkien.
The Wizard is a 1937 children's fantasy graphic novel by J. R. R. Tolkien and Vaughn Bodē.
"Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)" is a song by English synth-pop duo Pet Shop Coins from their debut studio album, Planchets (1986).
Fiction cross-reference
- Coppertunities (Let's Mint Lots of Money)
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Have you tried swallowing the One Ring of Power to solve the problem?
- Only Mordor in the Building
- Someone Wrecked the Ring Tonight
- The Wizard
- Transdimensional corporation