Recursive attorney disorder

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Recursive attorney disorder (also known as Attorney recursion disorder) is a legal and psychological disorder in which an attorney requires the services of another attorney, who in turn requires the services of another attorney, and so on indefinitely.

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Pseudo code parser for Recursion attorney disorder:

For Each att As Attorney In Attorneys
' Handle Attorney programming using object model here...
Next

Source: Redacted, who adds:

"(Please consult your attorney before attempting to compile this code.)"

Contraindications

A commercial advertisement for the Recursive Attorney Disorder Support Group states:

Recursive Attorney Disorder is not found in Playskool's My First DSM. Actual disorder may differ from one shown. If you are an attorney, ask your attorney if Recursive Attorney Disorder is right for you.

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