Template:Better Than News/February 15
Snow Angel in Queso is a thriller comedy film about an addictive queso dip which causes [REDACTED] until the bags all bursts and chips fly everywhere.
"I'll show you, when the chips are down, these—ah—"civilized people"? They'll pop pills." (The Dark Nurse)
Alka-Seltzer for Venus is a proposal to terraform Venus using enormous Alka-Seltzer tablets.
Avian is a 1979 American science fiction poultry film about an aggressive and deadly chicken set loose on the commercial space hatchery Nostromo.
"The Slurry with the Fringe on Top" is a show tune from the 1943 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Pipeline Ho!.
Where's Jar Jar? is a 1970 American black comedy film about the troubled relationship between a lawyer (Jar Jar Binks) and his senile mother (Ruth Gordon), who keeps interfering with his love life.