Two Steaks Make a Statement

"Two Steaks Make a Statement" is a short essay by Karl Jones.

Essay

Context: I told [a friend] I'd buy him a steak if he either got top speaker, or got to finals... [the friend got both] does this mean I have to buy him two?

Custom obliges you to provide one steak. One would suffice.

But two steaks — two steaks make a statement.

Go for the two steaks, I say!

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

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