Template:Better Than News/January 3
The Pomegranate cosmos model of the observable how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and large-scale Pomegranate-Like Structures (PLS).
Pooh vs. Alien— Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
Star Trek: The Trump Generation is a science fiction political thriller film about a principled starship captain (Persis Khambatta) who must stop a rogue Starfleet Press Secretary (Kayleigh McEnany) from unleashing the Fox News Virus.
The Bed Zone is a 1983 American erotic science-fiction film about schoolteacher (Christopher Walken) who awakens from a coma to find he has psychic powers which cause him to see visions of past and future sexual encounters.
The Deleuze Family Circus is a syndicated comic strip about the French philosopher Gilles Deleuze.
Cerberus' Day Off is a historical drama film about the Bueller Gang's daring broad-daylight kidnapping for ransom of the "Cerberus Three" group of paintings from the Art Institute of Chicago.