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Glyphhanger is a 1993 American action comedy buddy linguistics film about an Army mountain division translator (Stallone) and the last man in the world to speak the oldest known language on Earth (Lithgow) who search for the legendary Lost Glyphs of the Rockies.
"The Seventies Within"— A transporter malfunction splits Captain Kirk into Carly Simon and Farrah Fawcett. (Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes.)
"The Enemy Within You Without You" is a song by the English rock band the Beatles about the American television series Star Trek.
This Time with Alan Sawflies is a horror comedy news network.
Dollarsaurus piñatus is a species of dinosaur known only from fossilized piñatas.
Cretaceous Office Supplies is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic). Now offering "It's Nearly K–Pg Boundary Time!" rush delivery within a half-million years — Guaranteed.
Middle-earth Farm is an allegorial novel by George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien.