Alien vs. Pooh

Pooh vs. Alien (social media screenshot).

Pooh vs. Alien is a 2021 children's action-education film.

It is the first film installment of the Pooh vs. Jungian Archetypes franchise, adapting a crossover bringing together the eponymous Pooh of the beloved Pooh book with the equally eponymous aliens of the Alien franchise.

Plot

Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.

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