Primitive Bodily Functions

Primitive Bodily Functions: Eating is a damnable nuisance.

Primitive Bodily Functions is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which offers [REDACTED] services to the applied physiological mathematics industry.

Funding

Funding for Primitive Bodily Functions is provided by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

In the News

• 

  I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor.

• 

  The Crazy Ralph Genital Survey is a transdimensional research laboratory which maps and monitors the genitals and genital-related behavior of Crazy Ralph.

• 

  Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

Fiction cross-reference

• Crazy Ralph Genital Survey
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
• Hancock Therapy
• I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor

External links

• Post @ Twitter (28 June 2021)